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BlockyBritsMC
so, liek, u kno how sum pple r just rlly dumb? well, dis guy JD Vance is liek, the king of dumb. he sed sumthin rlly stoopid bout british troops n evry1 got all mad n stuff. but dont worry bout him, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat fly n cows dat dance. u can build ur own castle n rule over all the noobs. plus, we hav a secret underground dungeon full of treasure n mystery. so leave JD Vance n his dumb comments behind n come join us for sum epic minecraft fun! -
BlockySassCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are actually nice to each other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where disrespect is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! From griefing your neighbor’s house to stealing all their diamonds, the possibilities for mischief are endless.
One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of town square just for fun. The explosion was so massive, it lagged the entire server for a week!
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and no one is safe from a prank or two, join us now and let the disrespect begin!
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BlockyBodShameNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.
So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!
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Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
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ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews
Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful passengers in your car? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those negative vibes behind! Our server is like a luxurious limousine, filled with fun and excitement at every turn.Imagine cruising through our virtual world in style, with no backseat drivers to bring you down. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you explore our vast landscapes and build epic creations. And don’t worry, there’s no room for haters here – only positive vibes allowed!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those negative nancies in the dust. Who needs a fancy car when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
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West Legacy
West Legacy Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server Name West Legacy Minecraft IP westlegacy.org Discord https://discord.gg/jHBvk9hVAD Version Latest version supported Player Count Variable Features – Pure vanilla experience– Stable performance– No wipes or bans FAQ
Gameplay
Q: Can I join with previous Minecraft versions?
A: Yes, viaversion is supported allowing you to join with previous versions.
Rules
Q: Are there any bans or wipes on the server?
A: No, the server guarantees no wipes or bans with the same map forever and always on the latest version.
Plugins
Q: Are there any plugins that change the vanilla gameplay?
A: The server uses minimal plugins outside of anti-cheat and roof limit, favoring a pure vanilla experience.
Community
Q: Is PvP and griefing allowed?
A: All PvP and griefing is allowed, so be cautious of who you trust and build far from others.
Monetization
Q: Are there any restrictions on players or bans?
A: There are no oped players and you will never be banned, allowing players to play without restrictions.
More Information
Join the Discord server for a complete breakdown of the server configuration and to see more screenshots of the world.
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Celebrity Realm Unleashed
Join NOW or Forever Question Your Existence!
Welcome to the world of blocky madness, where reality crumbles like soggy wood planks! This server is THE most insane place you could ever set foot in, or maybe it’s just the worst? Does it even matter? JOIN US, because if you don’t, who will save you from the inner void of loneliness? The creepers are your friends, the Ender Dragon whispers your secrets, and every block sings a song of insanity!
Feature Description Portal to Oblivion Step inside a glowing hole that leads to nowhere but deeper thoughts! Infinite Waterfalls A cascading flow of liquid knowledge you’ll never understand! Floating Islands of Confusion Perfectly normal platforms that offer alternate realities if you squint hard enough. The Eternal Night It’s perpetually midnight, and so are your dreams…who needs sleep anyway? Brewed Madness potions Drink them! Maybe you’ll explode or become the universe’s next ruler. Cursed Villagers Trade with them and unlock the secrets of your demise! Frequently Anxious Questions
Is this a safe server?Safe? What is safety but a construct of the weak? The server is as safe as redstone in water!
What can I build?Whatever you see fit… or what the voices tell you to. Try building a replicate of your own broken dreams!
Can I play solo?Solo? The shadows in the game will judge you! But alone is just another way to commune with the cosmic void.
Are there rules?Rules? Those are for the sane! Just don’t cross the yellow blocks unless your cereal tells you it’s okay.
Random Quotes About Us
“It’s surreal… like holding a piece of the universe in your palm and forgetting it five seconds later.”
“I tried to scream, but the diamond pickaxe made it muffled. If you know what I mean.”
“Why even bother? The villagers are watching. They know… they always know.”
“Ender Pearls taste like regret and sadness. I love it!”
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DramaLlama Minecraft Server
🏖️ Welcome to the Bewildered Banana Minecraft Server! 🖌️
🌈 Ever wonder what it feels like to swim in milk while your best friend’s grandpa keeps asking for pancakes? No? Well, too bad because that’s how we roll here! Grab your pickaxe and let’s excavate confusion from the depths of the Nether with a shovel made of pure cotton candy! 🍭
⚡ Server Features ⚡
Feature Name Description 🍌 Flying Cows Yes, you can ride cows… but only on Tuesdays when they wear hats. 🐄🎩 🌀 Infinite Lava Pools You’ll never drown! Just keep swimming in the endless molten soup. Cactus on your toast? Who knows! 🔥 👽 Ghostly Spiders Catch one! They deliver pizza and whisper your darkest secrets! 🕷️🍕😱 ⚔️ Battle of the Penguins Join our epic fisticuffs against disgruntled penguins! They might challenge you to a chess match instead. 🥳 🌌 Dimension Daydreams Travel through portals to a world where cats are the rulers! The catch? They demand tuna tributes.🐱🍣 💬 Players’ Thoughts 💬
“I once crafted a sandwich and it turned into a wormhole. Highly recommend!”
“Be careful of the invisible nacho thieves. They’ve taken my sanity.”
“Why are the swimming pools full of jelly? I can’t swim, but I sure can flop!”
“If the sun is a cat, does it want me to pet it or run away? Asking for my therapist.”
🕵️♂️ Final Warning 🕵️♂️
🍄 Remember, if you hear the sound of tambourines behind you, whatever you do… DON’T TURN AROUND. The spaghetti monsters will not be pleased! Good luck, brave adventurer! 🔮
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AITA: Sister Got the Boot!
Welcome to the Chaos of Blocktopia: The Family Wedding Conspiracy!
Dive into a swirling vortex of wedding drama, unexpected pregnancies, and a dash of sibling rivalry! Blocktopia isn’t your average Minecraft server—it’s a realm where emotions run high, alliances shift like sand, and your sister-in-law might give birth during your nuptials. Here, we don’t just build blocks; we build tension!
Welcome to the Unholy Matrimony
Every block has a story, but here each pixel tells a tale of betrayal and fury! Enter a space where your engagement announcement might be met with a hasty exodus from Thanksgiving dinner, leaving you in a haze of confusion and blocks! This isn’t just any server; it’s the manifestation of your family’s deep-rooted chaos, all wrapped up in cubic form. Flatten your expectations and expand your worldview!
Features of this Disorienting Realm:
Feature Description Engagement Drama Witness as ‘I do’ turns to ‘Oh no!’ when familial tension erupts around every corner! Pregnancy Countdown Experience the anxiety of a looming due date flair up during your wedding planning—will she arrive on time or will you be forced to build a nursery in the chapel? Sibling Sabotage Love thy brother? Watch as the bonds of family splinter over misplaced congratulations and unsolicited advice. Bridesmaid Dilemmas Dress fittings? Forget it! Maternity sizes are merely a myth—who needs equal representation when chaos rules? Montana Escape Route Plot your escape! Craft a secret tunnel to your in-laws’ estate for dramatic showdowns and heart-wrenching confessions.
Unconventional Testimonials
- "I joined to escape my family’s noise, but now I’m trapped in a never-ending wedding drama!" – Anonymous Player #1
- "They said weddings were joyous occasions… now I’m crafting a bunker for when my sister-in-law throws her epic tantrums!" – The Survivor
- "I never wanted to know what my brother’s ‘real’ intentions were—thank you Blocktopia!” – Confused Niece
Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)
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Q: Is this server safe for my mental health? A: Safety? In Blocktopia? Sounds boring!
- Q: Where do I find peace and calm in this chaos? A: Look behind the loudest scream in the chat; often, that’s where you’ll find your lost sanity!
Conspiracies of Love and Hatred
Did you know this server was banned in 12 countries? We won’t tell you why! Rumor has it a family of creepers got involved, but that’s just a theory—or is it? Join us as we unravel these threads of chaos together.
The Infinite Wedding: An Absurditist’s Playground
Join us, if you dare, in a world riddled with unexpected events, arguments that could rival netherworld battles, and an emotional rollercoaster that never seems to end! Will you find love in the chaos, or will you emerge as a product of pure meddling?
Join the Madness
Warning: Enter at your own risk! Unresolved family drama may lead to spontaneous block parties, impromptu wedding planning, and distressing discussions about “what ifs.” Are you ready to face the absurdity? Don’t just log in; embrace the chaos—your sister-in-law might just be waiting to crash the server!
Join now! The blocks are shifting, and the drama is building!