We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.
Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Join our server if you’re sick of players who build boring, cookie-cutter houses and actually care about winning at PvP. Here, we embrace the chaos and encourage players to build the most ridiculous structures they can think of. Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it. How about a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit? Sounds like a blast!
We also have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of dirt blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and make memories that will have you crying with laughter for years to come, join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
And then there’s this other guy who’s always building these weird structures out of dirt and calling them “art”. Like, bro, that ain’t art, that’s just a pile of dirt with a sign that says “modern art”. I swear, he’s one block short of a full stack if you catch my drift.
But the real red flag is this one player who’s always trying to start drama and cause chaos on the server. He’s like the Joker of Minecraft, always laughing maniacally and blowing up other people’s builds. It’s like he’s got a TNT addiction or something.
So yeah, if you see any of these red flags on a Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills, bro. Ain’t nobody got time for that kind of craziness in their virtual blocky world. Stay safe out there, fellow gamers. Peace out!
Imagine a world where your boyfriend “Louis” can’t forget about your citrus allergy because there are no lemons or oranges in sight. No more throat pain or itchy skin, just pure gaming bliss. And hey, if Louis ever tries to sneak in some citrus, you can kick him out of the server just like you did in real life!
Don’t let a little lemon drama ruin your relationship or your gaming fun. Join our server and let the laughs and good times roll. Who knows, maybe Louis will learn his lesson and start checking his ingredients before serving up any surprises. So come on in and leave those citrus woes behind – it’s time to game on!
Our server is perfect for those who value cleanliness and order, unlike some boyfriends who can’t seem to clean up after themselves. On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone using your towels without washing them or leaving dishes to pile up for weeks on end.
Join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Our virtual world is a sanctuary for those who appreciate a tidy space and respect other people’s belongings. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to cleaning up – because let’s face it, nobody wants to deal with a messy Minecraft world!
So come on over and join us for a clean, organized, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than trying to get your boyfriend to do the dishes!
Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build altars to your ancestors, light incense for good luck, and even summon ghostly spirits to help you mine diamonds! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, where you can learn about superstitions, traditions, and maybe even a little witchcraft.
But beware, disrespecting someone’s culture may result in getting kicked out faster than you can say “cultural differences”. So come join us on this wild ride of cultural exchange and supernatural shenanigans! Who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the pastor of worship (yes, you read that right) decides to start a worship band inspired by a random girl from church. But wait, there’s a twist – his wife is not too thrilled about it! Will she confront him? Will the worship band ever perform? Only on our server will you find out!
Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between love, jealousy, and a band name that will leave you questioning everything. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!
Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and chat without fear of receiving one-word dismissive replies. Say goodbye to the “yeah”, “yep”, and “lol” of real life and hello to a community where communication is key!
Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs cryptic responses when you can have epic adventures in a blocky world? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!
Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.
Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!