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Chudville Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	8039

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5739
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	820
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	222
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1494

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	New Chunks Explored:	906795

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).