so, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, we got aliens and stuff running around, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood intergalactic beings. join us for a chance to save the universe from the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. plus, we have a secret underground base where we’re hiding all the diamonds in the galaxy. come join us and be a hero in this epic space adventure! oh, and did we mention that our server is powered by starlight and unicorn farts? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!
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StarlinkCraft: No Compliance Zone
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BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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TerritorialTussle
come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles more intense than japan vs china naval fights! our players are so skilled they can build underwater bases faster than you can say “territorial waters”! and don’t worry, our airspace is always protected from any intruders, whether they be chinese drones or creepers trying to blow up your base! join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of diplomacy (but probably not)!
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TeleFranceCraft
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips. if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone. oh, and did i mention that our owner is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse? yeah, true story. so, like, join now or miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Pixel Diplomatic Dispute
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally legit, dude. plus, we have this secret underground lair where you can battle zombie llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, a total party up in here. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama than hamas and israel! we got deals goin down left and right like a game of deal or no deal, but with more explosions and hostages! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a ceasefire, maybe a hostage situation, who knows! it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!
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SecretBaseStrike
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret bases in neighboring countries just like Iran’s president suggests! except instead of striking them, we build them up and make them super cool! the IRGC can’t dispute our awesomeness, they’re just jealous they’re not playing on our server! plus, we have the best parties in the minecraft world, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun! so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop laughs!
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UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia
LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!
so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!
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NavyDayDrama
so, like, u know how russia has this big navy day celebration, right? well, they were all like, “yo US, can u tell ukraine to not attack us on our special day?” like, who even attacks on navy day, amirite? so, like, if u join our server, u can help prevent international incidents and stuff. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the rare loot and diamonds. come join us and be a hero for world peace, or something.
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Taiwan Transit Trouble – HMCS Montreal Oops!
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Canadian warships passing through Taiwan Strait and causing all sorts of drama. China be like, “Hey, what you doin’ in our hood?” And Canada be like, “Just chillin’, bro, it’s all good.”But for real, this server is off the chain. You can sail your own warship through crazy straits and start international incidents. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with more political tension.
Join us if you wanna stir up some trouble and see how many countries you can piss off. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s make Minecraft great again!