so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!
CraftyCrimea Minecraft Server
SettleCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!
CraftyCreeperCove
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like finding $35 million in Palestinian Authority funds! Except instead of money, you’re finding diamonds and emeralds everywhere you go! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies trying to steal your loot! Plus, the admins are like the Israel of Minecraft servers, always seizing the best plugins and updates for us players to enjoy. So come join us and experience the thrill of riches and adventure in this crazy world!
CraftyModiTaipeiCraft
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!