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  • CanalClapbackCraft

    CanalClapbackCraft
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 894
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 766 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2682 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

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    lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

    so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

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  • Who was in the wrong here? Minecraft SMP

    Who was in the wrong here? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 481
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 180 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4097

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Do you crave chaos and drama in your virtual world? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: a server where players ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment and mayhem?

    Join now and become part of a community where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who was in the wrong here? Who cares! Just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

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  • Could You Take Her In A Fight? Minecraft SMP

    Could You Take Her In A Fight? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3746
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 24929 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Crops Grown: 3431
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where battles are settled not with swords, but with epic dance-offs! That’s right, if you think you have what it takes to out-dance your opponents, then this is the server for you. Imagine facing off against a creeper in a breakdancing competition or challenging a skeleton to a twerk-off. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of chickens that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of hopscotch, you will be granted access to his secret chicken army and become the most powerful player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is unlike any other, where battles are won with dance moves and chickens reign supreme, then join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate dance champion!

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  • CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

    CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 8375
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 3805
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7781 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

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  • SeaBlock Minecraft Server

    SeaBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 9323
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Emeralds Found: 5573

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

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  • SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

    SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8510
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3588 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

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  • SeaCraft Minecraft Server

    SeaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 7489
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

    But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3010
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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  • OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

    OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7618
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1625 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

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    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

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  • Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9703
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5066 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

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    Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

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  • MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 9814
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Active community

    Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

    Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

    Constant updates and improvements

    65.108.100.119:25721

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  • Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

    Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3694
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2195
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Farms Harvested: 913
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Ores Mined: 5010

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

    So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

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  • The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

    The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8861
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8876 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

    But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

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  • Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

    Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8012
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Farms Harvested: 594 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

    Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2944
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Gods Slained: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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  • /Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    /Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4505
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

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  • Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

    Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9654
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

    Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

    Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7263
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 154 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2221 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

    3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

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  • Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

    Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5855
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Zombie Dances: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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