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Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again! -
LimbsAwayCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyMurderMystery
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE! WE PROMISE NO MURDER HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES! BUILD A HOUSE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH CREEPY CRAWLIES! WHO NEEDS A WIFE WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOCKY PARADISE TO EXPLORE? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN THIS GUY’S RELATIONSHIP! -
NairobiDumpDiggers
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FIND ANY FEMALE BODY PARTS IN THE GARBAGE DUMP, ONLY DIAMONDS AND GOLD! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE KENYAN POLICE WOULD RATHER PLAY HERE THAN INVESTIGATE CRIMES.WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND A GIANT MINECRAFT MONSTER THAT DROPS ENCHANTED ITEMS WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CANDY. YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LOLLIPOPS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE GUMMY BEARS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!
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TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.
our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?
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Melon Mess Makers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!
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FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz
🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness -
PlexityNetwork – PvP Arena
PlexityNetwork
Gamemodes Overview
Welcome to PlexityNetwork, where epic battles and intense challenges await! We offer an array of exciting game modes that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Here’s a glimpse into what’s available:
Lifesteal: In this thrilling game mode, your goal is to eliminate other players and steal their health to become stronger. Keep your heart full, but be careful—your enemies are always lurking, ready to steal your life!
KitPvP: Test your combat skills in KitPvP, where players fight to the death with pre-set kits, each offering unique abilities and weapons. Do you have what it takes to rise through the ranks and dominate the arena? Show off your PvP prowess in this fast-paced, action-packed mode!
Prison (Coming Soon): Prepare yourself for Prison—a challenging and rewarding game mode where you’ll mine, trade, and fight your way to freedom. Complete various tasks, rank up, and escape the prison, all while making alliances and defeating other players. Get ready, it’s coming soon!
sythicnetwork.playit.gg:1662
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Wolves of the North Realm
Wolves of the North Official Server
Are you sick of getting in trouble for breaking stuff during a raid? But you still don’t want people wrecking your stuff? This server is perfect for you! It’s got Spawn protection, No Kits, No pay to win, Raiding, Non-griefing, Events, and more!
WolvesOfTheNorth.mcserv.fun
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Mob Siege: Mob Victory
Mob Victory
Mob Siege is a Team based CTF server where you can spawn mobs to defend yourself and capture your opponent’s flag! Join the fun now!
Mobsiege.net