Disposable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toilet Paper Tube Paradise

bathroom necessity, bathroom, Disposable, Soft, everyday

Yo, listen up! if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of magical unicorns who poop out diamonds! That’s right, DIAMONDS! And not just any diamonds, but near-perfectly round ones that sparkle like a disco ball in the sun.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a block of dirt, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like a heavenly choir serenading you as you gather resources for your epic builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. The possibilities are endless, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

policy, public health, Sales, Ban, Puff

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

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Trash Bottle Energy

energy potion, Trash, Disposable, Pollution, Environment

join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

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Trashy Steve Minecraft SMP

low quality., unwanted, TRASHY, ONLINE, Trash

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is a dumpster fire of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or getting pranked by our resident troll who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a flying pig. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest and become the ultimate pigman warrior?

Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone accidentally blows up the spawn point with a stack of TNT. Oops!

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CupStackerCraft

single use, gatherings, recycling, Party, STACKING

come join dis minecraft server where the last cup is always used! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJ. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. our staff are all unicorns in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest. so what are you waiting for? come join the party where the last cup is always the life of the party!

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Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Low Poly models, Aggie, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Mods, Wifin’ in the beach edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Friendship Dynamics, behavior issues, Parenting styles, friendship, Respect

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

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NoChinNoWinCraft

photos, editing, zit, Honesty, hobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

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VetHospitalMassacre

Disturbing, News, investigation, Tragedy, animal cruelty

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

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Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

Respawned, Consciousness, existential questions, Spiritual Journey, metaphysical beliefs

yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

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