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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 281 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!
JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥