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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2330 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!