yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made 6,000 people in haiti leave their homes? yea, that’s how crazy our server is. the gangs couldn’t handle the epicness of our builds and pvp battles, so they had to dip. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll become so powerful that even gangs will fear you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the legend.
GangCraft: Exodus Haiti
Putin’s Payday: KurskCraft
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure of your life! we got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens laying diamonds!rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. but be warned, Larry has a bad temper and might turn you into a block of cheese if you ask for something stupid.
we also have a secret society of talking sheep who are planning to overthrow the evil sheep king and take over the server. join their rebellion and help them build a giant woolen fortress to protect themselves from the wrath of the sheep king’s army of zombie cows.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Vladimir Putin himself. he plays under the username “SiberianBear69” and has promised to personally ban anyone who griefs or trolls other players.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did we mention that all players from Kursk Oblast get a free diamond pickaxe on their first day? it’s true, Putin decreed it himself!