Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?
our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?
come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that the Queen herself buried her royal treasures there before fleeing to our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco party cave where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.
But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?
| LunarCraft Season 2 |
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| HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server |
LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after similar servers such as HermitCraft. Our server have a small to medium sized community that communicates mostly on discord. The current world was created on 4/20 this year. We do require our players to be at minimum above 16 years of age and have a certain level of maturity.
Our server is up 24/7, run on a high-quality, dedicated server to ensure no lag. LunarCraft is staffed by experienced and responsible moderators and populated by a dedicated and welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.
To join, you must first be whitelisted by filling out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/etqvCCwh. For any questions or concerns, feel free to contact “mutson” on Discord.