Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

Babel, blocky, BOBS, Bricks, city, confusion, Different Races, Dispersed, Diversity, Earth, Genesis 11, Genesis 11:1-9, God’s Plan, Heaven, Language, Mortar, Race, scattered, separation, Shinar, Tower of Babel, Unity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

Allowed, annoyance, college, Communication, Conflict, coworker, emergency, female friendship, friendship, gossip, Irregular, menstrual cycle, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, overreaction, Period, sharing, Shift, social media, tampon, TamponCraft, unfollowed, work drama

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6017
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Potions Brewed:	159
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditional

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1866	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, study

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5948	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Potions Brewed:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Votes:	3284	Animals Bred:	164
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

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