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ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Votes:	1103	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	5078
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Star Shards Collected:	62	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	296
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	5637	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	911100	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!