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LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2270	Dimension Hops:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6058	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	645470	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!