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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1057 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!