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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7189 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!