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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1138 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1577 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!