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  • PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!

    PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with fake ADHD warriors on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who have been officially diagnosed with ADHD by at least three different doctors (just kidding…or are we?).

    Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.

    And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.

    So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WifeEnergyCraft

    WifeEnergyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Minecraft server where we understand the true meaning of partnership! Are you tired of carrying all the mental load in your relationship? Do you feel like your significant other doesn’t appreciate all the behind-the-scenes work you do to keep things running smoothly? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate the unsung heroes who handle all the paperwork, maintenance, bills, and more!

    Join us and unleash your inner hero as you navigate through tasks that keep your virtual life from falling apart. Forget about the mundane tasks like cooking and cleaning – here, we salute the real MVPs who handle everything else. And hey, if your partner ever doubts the amount of work you do, just send them our way for a reality check!

    So come on down to our server and show the world that mental load matters. Who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to manage? Join now and let’s see who can handle the heat of the ultimate mental load challenge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

    FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HaterCraft2021

    HaterCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    When they refuse to join our Minecraft server because they’re too busy hanging out with a bunch of creepers and skeletons in some dark, dingy cave. Like, hello? Our server has way cooler mobs to hang out with, like rainbow-colored llamas and disco-dancing pigs. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made entirely out of obsidian. So, if you’d rather spend your time with a bunch of boring old zombies, then be my guest. But if you want to join the coolest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then you know where to find us. Just look for the giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses – that’s our secret entrance. See you there, loser!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RudeCraft Minecraft Server

    RudeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

    But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

    Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending 15 years dissing animation and using “cartoon” as an insult? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft server and embrace the world of animation like never before!

    Imagine this: you, a former animation hater, now thriving in a virtual world filled with colorful blocks and pixelated characters. You’ll go from dissing Rick & Morty to building your own crazy adventures in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to voice act in our animated sitcom that we’re totally going to pitch to Hollywood. Who needs mainstream success when you can be the star of your own animated show in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your animation-hating days behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the world of animation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GodmotherGoneWild Minecraft Server

    GodmotherGoneWild Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward godparent situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who had a sister-in-law with baby envy. She was so jealous of their adorable little Minecraft baby that she couldn’t even look at him without rolling her eyes. But fear not, on our server, we don’t tolerate any baby-hating drama!

    So come on over and build your dream world with us. Who needs a toxic godmother when you can have a whole community of supportive players to have your back? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donate 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donate 💥 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers a completely new experience and a great time. No matter what version you play on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting functions.

    ✔ No lag: Smooth and comfortable gaming experience.

    ✔ Unlocked Mechanisms, Shulkers, Spawn Eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and travel around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Bring new elements into your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a unique way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from intrusion.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and Prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy drinks.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and fun features.

    ➤ Decor Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ PvP (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and get rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donation.

    ➤ Privileges for game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your parkour skills.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with funny mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection from cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creativity (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Unlimited possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate option, /petmenu): Get and take care of pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate option, /console): Get full control over the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate option, /prefix /cprefix): Customize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become a part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    new.lighter-mc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.

    So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ceres Fauna General – Minecraft SMP – Faunas Flotation Form

    Ceres Fauna General – Minecraft SMP – Faunas Flotation Form

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. But fear not, for you have the power of the legendary diamond sword of derpiness on your side!

    And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around the corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey full of laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP