DISMISSED Minecraft Servers

DISMISSED Minecraft Servers

  • BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives

    BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7434
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, this dude built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds, and then another dude came and blew it up with TNT just for fun! It was wild, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PartyPleaserGoneRogue

    PartyPleaserGoneRogue
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7724
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication! Just like this player who went above and beyond to help their partner’s friend with a birthday party, only to be told their stay won’t be appreciated. But fear not, on our server, your efforts will always be recognized and celebrated!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with dirty rental beds without sheets, and you definitely won’t be told to go home after all your hard work. Plus, we have a strict “no cat medication refusal” policy – all pets must take their meds without any fuss!

    So come on over to our server and experience the true meaning of friendship and teamwork. And remember, if you care for your fellow players’ well-being and safety, you’ll always have a place here, no matter how sleepy you are. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape

    Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7794
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a whole new world of madness and mayhem! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our players are so lit, they make diamonds rain from the sky!

    One time, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, and another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombies. And get this, our server is so wild, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself comes to party on Saturday nights!

    So if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You might just find yourself in a psychiatric ward, dismissed and disbelieved by the outside world. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

    Haitians Despised Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 545
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3944 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost & Found Minecraft Server

    Lost & Found Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5836
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 3613 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster ride that goes through the Nether!

    Our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t need those, right?).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness. Remember, on our server, when someone says “and nobody missed them, and nothing of value was lost,” they’re probably talking about the time someone accidentally blew up the entire village with a stack of TNT. Oops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnwantedSteve’s Minecraft Server

    UnwantedSteve’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1130
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being kicked out of other Minecraft servers for no reason? Well, look no further! Join our server where we kick out players for the most ridiculous reasons, like having a weird username or building a house that’s too symmetrical. Who needs those other servers anyway? Come join us where we embrace the chaos and kick out players just for fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Academy Minecraft Server

    Pixel Academy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8723
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Potions Brewed: 163 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a group of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during epic boss battles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies groove the night away.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6571
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1913
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4634 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2775
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 583246 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    project.kusy4.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1305
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ores Mined: 6700
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2127
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9044
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1529 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1790
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimension Hops: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 159
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5541
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 86 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2978
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crops Grown: 5524
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ores Mined: 9837
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8756
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Animals Bred: 97
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3063
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

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