Dismissal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AirForceFiredByZelenskyy

Ukraine, Crisis, president, Fires, TURMOIL

so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.

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CraftyCrashF16Fun

Military, Fires, national security, investigation, Ukraine

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Incompetence, misconduct, Workplace, job probation, MineCraftFiredFast

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

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BribeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, scandal, Server, bribery, misconduct

so, like, imagine this: the top russian general got fired because he was caught accepting diamonds from creepers as bribes. like, what a scandal, right? but now he’s starting his own minecraft server and he’s promising to give all players a diamond block just for joining. apparently, he’s trying to make up for his mistakes by spreading the wealth in the virtual world. so if you wanna be part of this crazy story and get free diamonds, come join the server now! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness some explosive deals with creepers firsthand. it’s gonna be a blast!

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FiredCraft: Newbies Beware!

job probation process, job performance, work ethics, job security, human Resources

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper exploding in your face on our Minecraft server? Our server is so fast-paced that even newbies can’t keep up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting fired faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, we have a secret underground lava pit where we sacrifice newbies who can’t handle the heat. So come join us if you dare, but be prepared to get fired faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

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CraftyPalestinianBans

social justice, academics, RETALIATION, academic freedom, free speech

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is like.

we got ridonkulous builds that will blow your mind. like, we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS.

and the players on this server? they’re like wizards, man. they can build anything with just a flick of their wand… i mean, mouse.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. and if you find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because the top civil servant in Germany’s education ministry got fired for not joining. true story.

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FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

HR, job performance, turnover, Job, job security

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

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FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

FedoraCraft, fedoras, Scientific, dismissal, 4chin

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

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BudderCraft

Server, BudderCraft, Towerdefense, changes, modding

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for all skill levels

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for those listed in the provided list for Badlion Client.
What happens if someone cheats on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban from the server.
Is toxic behavior tolerated?	No, any rude behavior or personal attacks are strictly prohibited on the server.
How can I get more information about the rules?	You can view the rules at /warp Rules in the server.
Is joining the Discord server required?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and community interactions.

Server IP:

IP (Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion:

Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Please note that the server is still in beta phase, expect bugs and feel free to provide feedback for improvements before official release.

Cup General – Over Soon 1.20.1

general, upcoming cup, LAN party, 4chan Cup General, Livestream

Yo, bros and broettes, you won’t believe the epicness of this Minecraft server! Picture this: a virtual Pro Evolution Soccer tournament where the teams are actually different 4chan boards duking it out. It’s like a meme war on steroids, with each board bringing its own unique flavor to the game.

But here’s the kicker – it’s all AI vs AI, but YOU get to be the mastermind behind the madness. You get to call the shots, make the plays, and lead your team to victory. It’s like playing chess with memes, bro!

So, if you’re ready to dive into the chaos and unleash your inner meme lord, join us on this wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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