Dismissal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GroceryListGrief Minecraft Server

dismissal, Needs, Confrontation, meal planning, inclusion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your shopping list will always be filled with things you like! No more worrying about someone else’s needs, it’s all about YOU here.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own virtual grocery list, where you can include all your favorite items without anyone questioning your choices. Need more diamonds? No problem! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it!

And don’t worry about feeling left out in the meal planning process, because on our server, every block you place is a delicious feast waiting to be enjoyed. Your virtual family may be sick, but here, the only sickness you’ll catch is a case of uncontrollable laughter as you navigate through our wacky world.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a husband to make a shopping list when you have a whole Minecraft server to fulfill your every whim? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the most outrageous way possible!

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GriefedAndGropedLOL

hurt feelings, Insecurity, UNCOMFORTABLE, Lifestyle, Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value all shapes and sizes! Unlike in the real world, here you won’t be judged based on your appearance. Whether you’re slim, curvy, or as sturdy as a fridge, you are welcome to join our community.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword. And don’t worry, there are no body-shaming memes here – only good vibes and fun times.

So come on in and show off your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like L did with that guy at the party. Just remember, on this server, everyone is a snack – even the fridge!

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CraftyCoastGuardChaos

employment, us military, leadership, dismissal, Navy

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

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Guardian’s Haven 1.20.1

stick up, 1.20.1, Undeserved, Protect, mistreatment

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s the only place where you can stick up for yourself and never get fired! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own empire and no one can take it away from you! It’s like a virtual utopia where you can be the boss and no one can mess with you. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who’s the real boss!

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TeacherGoneMinecraft

allegations, consequences, education, disciplinary action, School

Ever wonder what happened to that one teacher at your school who mysteriously disappeared? Well, rumor has it they were sucked into the vortex of our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth and maybe even rescue them from the clutches of the pixelated realm. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

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MineCraftIKEABoom

Explosives, ikea, anti tank mines, SECURITY, Polish

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

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FiredFromMinecraftSMP

job termination laws, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, job termination procedures, Job Termination, job loss

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

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CraftyPutin’sRejectCraft

Politics, world affairs, peace plan, White House, current events

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.

plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.

so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?

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FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

employment issues, Termination, dismissal, job termination laws, job termination process

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

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ShipwreckedEmployee

contract, consequences, dismissal, repatriation, ShipwreckedEmployee

Ever wondered what would happen if a cruise ship employee gets fired mid-journey at sea? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us and explore the wacky world of unemployed cruise ship workers trying to survive on a deserted island filled with hostile mobs and treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underwater city where disgruntled mermaids and sea creatures hold epic underwater dance parties every night. Join them for a chance to win rare loot and special abilities that will help you conquer the high seas and become the ultimate pirate captain.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of being a cruise ship employee gone rogue in the most ridiculous way possible!

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