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Escape the Realm 1.21.1

@exclude, 1.21.1, banish, deport, dismiss, displace, eject, Eliminate, Escape, evict, Eviction, expel, expunge, extract, force out, Get him out, kick out, Oust, Realm, REMOVE, throw out

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds!

You can build a house made entirely of cheese and ride around on giant hamsters!

The zombies drop tacos instead of rotten flesh and the creepers explode into confetti!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!

NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

advice, ANNOYING, bothersome, despise, detest, Disliked, dismiss, frustrating, hate, ignore, IRRITATING, irritating advice, loathe, NoMoreMinecraftAdvice, unappreciated, unheeded, unhelpful, Unsolicited, unwanted, unwanted advice, Unwelcome

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

#beards, #facial hair, Afghanistan, Appearance, Beardless, bros, cultural norms, discrimination, dismiss, enforcement, grooming standards, Islamic law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Morality Police, personnel, regulations, religious beliefs, security forces, Server, social control, Taliban, Taliban rules

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

DreamCraftMC

Alternate Reality, Cognitive science, Consciousness, deep sleep, dismiss, dream analysis, DreamCraftMC, dreams, imagination, introspection, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, mind exploration, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	5850
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	4179
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!

BreadCraft – Slice & Dice!

bread ration, bread shortage, BreadCraft, Cuba, Cuban economy, Cuban government, daily ration, dice, economic crisis, economic hardship, food crisis, food distribution, food insecurity, food policy, food rationing, food scarcity, food shortage, food supply, government policy, ingredients, rationing, scarcity, slice

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Farms Harvested:	653
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	765149	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.

join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!

ServeoGens

Bedwars, Creative, creative plots, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Op factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Small Community Minecraft Gens-Box Server, please join!

Welcome to ServeoBox! A new minecraft server, which focusses on players within a box grinding and pvping their way to the top! We have very cool plugins, bosses and dungeons (coming soon), the owner is super active and helpful, always adding new things.

serveo.net:61535

Otaku’s Virginity Minecraft Server

Breakfast, care, CEREAL, Cheerios, female virginity, genuinely enjoy, IMPORTANCE, Minecraft, Otaku, otakus, past, Server, slept with, Special, VIRGINITY, weird, whole-grain crunch, WOMAN

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with female virginity like some kind of otaku cult? Look no further, because our server is a virginity-free zone! We don’t care how many players you’ve teamed up with or how many diamonds you’ve mined, as long as you’re here to have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you won’t be judged based on your Minecraft experience or how many creepers you’ve defeated. So say goodbye to the virginity police and hello to a server where the only thing that matters is having fun.

Come on over and show Cheerios who’s boss – because here, everyone is special in their own unique way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server around!

No Video With Supported Format And MIME Type Found Minecraft SMP

browser compatibility issue, browser error, Firefox issue, Firefox troubleshooting, format, internet search frustration, internet search problem, mime, MIME type error, MIME type support, Minecraft, online video playback, smp, Supported, Technical Difficulties, technical support needed, troubleshooting video error, TYPE, unsupported video format, Video, video format compatibility, video format error, video format support, video loading issue, video playback error, video playback problem, video streaming problem

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us on our server, where the only browser that works is Firefox. Why? Because only Firefox has the power to summon rare and elusive mobs that drop exclusive loot.

But beware, navigating our server is like solving a never-ending puzzle. Certain videos will give you a mysterious error that no one can explain. It’s like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a WTF moment. Can you crack the code and uncover the secret behind this bizarre phenomenon?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing certain is the uncertainty. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges await you in this wild and wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

MomCraftMadness

advice, advice needed, Coaching, coaching styles, Communication, Conflict, family, football, football practice, high school sports, husband, MomCraftMadness, parenting, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, relationships, sports, sports parents, Wife, youth sports

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife wanting to text your son’s football coach over some tough love? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this family feud over a simple coaching moment.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like this family’s never-ending argument over whether or not to text the coach. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement right here in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures and real-life drama all in one place. Who knows, you might even find yourself tackling some unexpected challenges, just like the coach wanted your son to do!

EYCraft: Stress-Free Zone

Accountability, corporate, Employee, EY, EYCraft, Grief, investigation, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, PRESSURE, pune, Stress Management, stressfree, toxic environment, Tragedy, work culture, work stress, work-life balance, Workplace, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Votes:	9081
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on rainbow-colored llamas. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But the best part? Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in a world full of adventure and madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be careful not to get too stressed out like that poor EY employee. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a block of cheese!

Crafty Character’s Quest

aspirations, Characters, Crafty, goals, growth mindset., Identity, inspiration, mindset, motivation, personal development, Personality, Quest, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, self-transformation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	289	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

So like, imagine a world where you can be anyone you want to be, like a unicorn riding a dragon while wearing a banana suit. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. We have magical lands filled with talking animals and flying pigs. You can build a house made entirely out of cheese or ride a roller coaster made of rainbows. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have. So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

❤️VAYLAND❤️ – Java | PE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Bank, Clans, classic, clean, Development, Discord, donation, Donations, Duels, Empty, Griefing, Hardcore, java, Minecraft, Parkour, PC, pe, PHONES, Pirate, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, titles, Vanilla, vayland, VK GROUP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

❤️Welcome to the VayLand game project⚡.

We took the best, discarded the unnecessary and made something interesting. Always up-to-date version of the game!

We don’t have many servers, so each of them is very well designed. Don’t believe us? Come in and check it out yourself.

If problems arise, the responsive Administration is always happy to help you, remember this! Enjoy the game to everyone✌.

✅The server is available for PC and Phones.

PE/BEDROCK: mc.vayland.net:19132 Java: mc.vayland.net:25565

We have already developed servers such as:

⭐Vanilla – The server is absolutely clean from plugins, without privileges and any privates. Griefing and destruction of houses are allowed. Develop and fight with other players, without any rules!

⭐Survival – Classic server with standard plugins. The server has a PVP arena, Tavern, Auction, Titles, Mystical Boxes, Game sets, Daily rewards, Bank and more… Griefing is prohibited here, want to kill a player? Go fight him in the PVP arena!

⭐SkyBlock – Ready to survive on your own flying island? Then you are here! 9 islands for survival have been developed, each of them you can try yourself, without any donations. There are Auctions, Shops, Boxes, Titles, Parkour, PVP arena, all this can be tried on this wonderful server.

⚠️Keep in touch with us and don’t get lost:

✔︎ IP: mc.vayland.net | MINECRAFT

✔︎ Website with donation: https://vayland.net/

✔︎ Discord: https://discord.gg/t9WXzs8w7z

✔︎ VK Group: https://vk.com/vayland_mc

pe.vayland.net

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

hung cocks, long tail tags, Minecraft, new, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Requests, saves, Server, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is filled with hung cocks just waiting to be saved and requested. Join now for a chance to tame these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you have hung cocks at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!