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WarCraftElection Minecraft Server

election, Server, idea.., Wartime, Minecraft

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

join our server and u can like, battle dragons and ride unicorns and have dance parties with creepers. it’s like, totally wild, dude.

we also have this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items and like, become the ultimate minecraft master.

plus, our community is like, super cool and welcoming. u can make tons of new friends and have epic adventures together.

so, like, why wait? come join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Escape the Realm 1.21.1

Eliminate, force out, eject, Escape, Eviction

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds!

You can build a house made entirely of cheese and ride around on giant hamsters!

The zombies drop tacos instead of rotten flesh and the creepers explode into confetti!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!

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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

IRRITATING, Unsolicited, loathe, ignore, ANNOYING

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

Morality Police, dismiss, religious beliefs, #facial hair, Afghanistan

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

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DreamCraftMC

imagination, Reality, subconscious, dreams, Perception

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!

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TallGirlCraft Minecraft Server

measurements, body standards, fashion, High heels, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow players who are 168cm or taller! Why, you ask? Because tall girls rule the world, that’s why! Plus, our server is equipped with special potions that make your character grow even taller in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of towering over your Minecraft friends like a giantess, this is the server for you! Join now and let your height be your superpower!

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NashCraft Minecraft Server

Kevin Nash, Minecraft, Hollywood Hogan, WCW, Hall of Fame

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and even facing off against a horde of evil llamas who are determined to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. Just be warned, the Diamond Unicorn has a bit of a temper and may turn you into a block of obsidian if you’re not careful.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks, because you never know when you’ll find yourself in a battle against a herd of zombie cows or a gang of skeleton pirates.

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Momzilla’s Minecraft Server

wedding drama, wedding traditions, respect boundaries, family dynamics, privacy concerns

Hey there Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera!

Join our server for the wildest wedding drama you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be caught up in the chaos of family feuds and demands for weddings.

Picture this: a bride and groom who just want to elope and travel to Japan for their honeymoon, but oh no, here comes the mother demanding a full-blown wedding because she never got to have one herself. She’s pulling out all the stops to make sure her daughter has the wedding of her dreams, whether she likes it or not!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between the bride, the groom, and the meddling mother as they argue over whose wedding it really is. Who will come out on top? Will the bride give in to her mother’s demands or will she stand her ground and elope as planned?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous demands, and unexpected twists and turns. You won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, so grab your popcorn and get ready for the wedding showdown of the century!

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PartyPurgeCraft

accessibility, classmate, event location, children’s party, birthday celebration

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that exclude certain players? Well, look no further! Join our server where EVERYONE is welcome, even if you’re in a wheelchair or have sensory sensitivities!

Our server is like a trampoline park for your imagination, where you can bounce around and have a blast without any restrictions. We don’t believe in excluding anyone, so come join the fun and let your creativity soar!

Forget about school policies and boring birthday parties, on our server, everyone is included and everyone can join in on the fun. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CrushCraft Minecraft Server

HEARTBREAK, unattainable love, romantic misfortune, crush gone wrong, rejection

Are you tired of spending your days pining over that special someone who doesn’t even know you exist? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your romantic woes melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness.

Our server is filled with love potions, heart-shaped diamonds, and even a Cupid NPC who will shoot heart arrows at unsuspecting players to make them fall in love with you. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But be warned, love on our server can be a battlefield. You might find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton, or fighting off jealous suitors who will stop at nothing to win your affection. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So come join us and let your heart guide you through the pixelated wonderland of romance and adventure. Who knows, you might just find your player two in the most unexpected of places.

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