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Minecraft MiseryLand

Melancholy, Wretched, Somber, Desolate, Experience

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

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DepressoVibesMC SMP

woeful, Tragedy, Desolate, Melancholy, Despair

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

lousy, ShitCraft, Shit, Atrocious, bad

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

smp, sexting, Minecraft, NSFW, Group Chat

Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

education, TransCraft, parenting, gender dysphoria, Kidfriendly

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

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Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

survival rewards, progress, Reset, MAINTAIN, Griefing

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

Server Information:

IP moonbat.ddns.net

Version 1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: How often does the server get updated?

A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

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Banhammered Minecraft Server

internet, cultural clash, Xenophobia, controversy, Indians

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

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HookedOnMinecraftSMP

sports, Entertainment, social media, taunt, trending

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

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GFHikeOrBye

communication problems, nature lovers, relationship issues, misunderstandings, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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CraftyCriminalEmporium

Small Business, dubious business, criminal front, suspicious activity, unlawful operations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

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IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

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Moonbat Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Information:

FAQs:

Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

Q: How often does the server get updated?

Q: Do you run player events on the server?