dismal – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft MiseryLand

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

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DepressoVibesMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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Moonnetwork

DonatorRanks, Dungeon, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Player Ranks, Pve Survival, RPG, RPG Ranks, Survival

*🍁WELCOME THE MOON NETWORK 🍁*

*IP-JAVA* ?*VERSE: ALL VERSION* *STATUS* : ONLINE *SOFTWARE*: SPIGOT

*IP-BECROK* ?*VERSE: ALL VERSION**PORT:* 25642*STATUS*: ONLINE*SOFTWARE*: SPIGOT

『⪻𝗥𝗨𝗟𝗘𝗦⪼』• NO RACIST •NO BUG/VIRTEX•NO GROUP PROMOTIONS•NO DAMAGE TO PEOPLE BASE •NO ASK FOR EXCESSIVE KIT•REALLY TOXIC•NO BAPER•NO 18+

*『⪻FITUR²⪼』*•Rp•Tpa•Clan•shop•Gacha•Survival•Dll

*『⪻CARA REGISTER⪼』* /register pw pw /register luczy luczy

*『⪻HARGA RANK⪼』* •ELIT:5K •VIP:10K •MVP:20K •PRO:30K •EPIK:40K •ZEUS:60K •DEWA:90K •SUPRIME:100K

*CAN NEGOTIATE ORIGINALLY 🧠*

ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴜᴀᴛ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ 「 fund number, gopayDana:085691421491Gopay:085691421491 」

*_MINECRAFT 1.20.50:_*https://www.mediafire.com/file/hsqsf2kn0l6yykn/minecraft-1-20-50-03-xbox-servers-compressed.apk/file?dkey=cvzr3zjr6a2&r=356

*_STATUS SERVER_*🟢:ONLINE 🔴:OFFLINE🟡: MAINTENANCE⚫:DOWN

*_OWNER_*:•GinzzGod

*_CO-OWNER_*•WARANEI•INKA•Geo

*_DEVELOPER_*•WARANEI•Alz•BLOXBOTZ

*SOCIAL MEDIA SERVER*

*LINK GROUP*https://chat.whatsapp.com/CGcFAwDbHSVA0NCAtDFKaw

*SERVER CHANNEL LINK*https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaCwRfmKLaHh6bXEjI0L

*LINK DISCORD SERVER*https://discord.com/invite/Wmt4ChQH

*DONATION FOR SERVER*https://saweria.co/Luczy

*THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE MOON NETWORK, HOPE YOU ARE LIKED FRIENDS 🤝*

Mnetwork.ramshard.net

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TOOLCUBE server Minecraft

BEST GRIP PVP WARP DONAT

uk5.mwnodes.site:25610

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RusiMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

RusiMC Minecraft server is a Turkey-located, high-performance server with Survival, Skyblock, BoxMining game modes and a guarantee of not shutting down. RusiMC has won the hearts of players with its fair environment and high protection. If you would like to enjoy your Minecraft experience fairly on such a server, we look forward to seeing you.

oyna.rusimc.xyz

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Queen smp

Cross-Play

– [ ] * shops – [ ] * Slime fun – [ ] * MCMMO – [ ] * /home – [ ] * /back – [ ] * Warps – [ ] * Shop GUI – [ ] * Sell GUI – [ ] * Levelled mobs – [ ] * One player sleeps – [ ] * lockable chest – [ ] * seasons – [ ] * temperature – [ ] * jobs – [ ] Also hiring mods

queensmp.net

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Kotsu.live

PvP Survival, Survival, Survival OP

Hello! We are Kotsu, a Network that has just opened its doors on Discord as well as ingame, for anyone who wants to meet us and stay. We currently have a fully optimized Survival OP 1.18.2, which is accessible to everyone, our next modalities will be chosen by the community.

kotsu.live

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Acepixel

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

Acepixel is a wonderfull cracked server. That features Bedwars, Skywars, PraticePvP, Oneblock,Survival with a beautiful Hub.

We provide the best experience,24/7 staff support,Amazing community.

1.8–>1.19 Supported!The features avilable now are:- >>Oneblock >>Survival >>Bedwars

acepixel.ml:55840

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Shoplet Minecraft Server

Anarchy

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79.187.49.14

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Exylcraft

Anarchy, Faction Survival, Multiplayer Survival, RPG, RPG Ranks, Survival

Server IP: mc.exylcraft.com

mc.exylcraft.com

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MineCake DayZ. Minecraft server

MineCake are unique servers with their own mods, which you can play with only on our project. There are currently two servers available in the launcher: DayZ and Battlegrounds.

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Legion Mining

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legion mining draws a focus toward the user’s experience. Primarily having steady progression through a series of in-game ranks and a “free to-win” system. With this system, anything you can purchase out of the game is purely cosmetic. Legion Mining wants every player to be able to experience the game as it was supposed to be played. Without another player being able to buy their way to the top, each user will have to compete in the global economy. The economy includes an in-game stock market, player shops, and a server market, all available to the user upon joining the game. Using the in-game currency, you can purchase in-game ranks, and lottery tickets, create your town, and eventually your nation. Legion Mining provides a multitude of opportunities for the user and we hope to see you online!

mc.legionmining.net

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