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Minecraft MiseryLand

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Animals Bred:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

DepressoVibesMC SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

BlockyBeats Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9558
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	1406	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. The player was so impressed that they wrote a song about it and signed it “Anonymous.” So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and have a blast with your friends, come join us! Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MineCraftyWorkers Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

TropesRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you’ll be possessed by an ancient spirit who you have to share your body with. That’s right, you’ll have a ghostly roommate who will help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, dragons, and flying pigs. You’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn as you battle other players in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

ElfenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers that are as bland as plain oatmeal? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elfen Lied of the Minecraft world – edgy, controversial, and sure to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also questioning your sanity. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like a 13-year-old rebel sneaking out past curfew to watch a forbidden anime.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was once a pro at blowing things up but now just wants to make friends. Will you be the one to show him the true meaning of friendship?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even find yourself praising Elfen Lied after all!

BearShooters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bears are causing drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy neighbor will shoot what innocent animal next. Our server is so lit, even the state gets involved in criminal investigations over Minecraft mobs!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?

Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!

Granny’s Boobies Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	5970

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what you’ll see next! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like stumbling upon your grandma’s boobs while exploring the world. Don’t worry, she’s just there to show off her epic diamond armor collection. Join now for a chance to witness more bizarre moments and create unforgettable memories in a world where anything can happen!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why join? Because we have a special event where you can battle it out with your favorite Yo-kai Watch characters until Patch 7.0! And don’t miss out on our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most epic loot until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Fall Guys Collaboration Event happening until June 10th, where you can race and tumble your way to victory! And if that’s not enough, we even have a PvP Series 5 going on until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

And if you need a break from all the action, join one of our meetups like the Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers gathering on June 5th, or the Summer Games Fest on June 7th. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious Minecraft server than this one. Join now and let the fun begin!

EasyGames – The best mini-games for you! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

EasyGames – a new ecosystem of mini-games! Here you can play various mini-games and have fun.

Cosmetics, gadgets, pets, morphs – player customization available to everyone!

We have a system of free ranks, for this you need to register the command in the Hub: /upgrade

Competitions, events, giveaways – we hold them regularly!

On the website you can collect your daily reward: https://easygames.space

Our IP: play.easygames.space

Versions from which you can log in: 1.16 – 1.20

Telegram: https://t.me/easygamesmine

VKontakte: https://vk.com/easygamesmine

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Piggy’s Nightclub Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pigs that speak Japanese, magical black and white cows, and the best sushi you’ve ever tasted in your life! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be screaming “KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIIII” at the top of your lungs and never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and experience Minecraft like never before! Ahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~~~

GF’s TV Apartment Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	536
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of girlfriends who can’t even play videos properly! Our server is so easy to navigate, even your technologically challenged girlfriend will feel like a pro. Plus, we have the best HD graphics that will make you forget all about those pesky HDMI cables. So come chill with us and leave all your VLC player problems behind!