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Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	167	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Towns Built:	8

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

DepressoVibesMC SMP

Bleak, DEPRESSING, DepressoVibesMC, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, dismal, doleful, downhearted, Forlorn, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, lugubrious, Melancholy, sad, smp, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, Tragedy, woeful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abysmal, Atrocious, Awful, bad, DISAPPOINTING, dismal, Failure, fucking, Horrible, inadequate, lousy, Minecraft, not good enough, poor performance, Server, Shit, ShitCraft, subpar, Terrible, Ultimate, UNACCEPTABLE, underwhelming, unsatisfactory

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4071	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Zombie Dances:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

New Liberty

1.8 pvp, base raiding, bugs, cannoning, Crates, creeper egg, Customization, Economy, exploits, Faction, Factions, glitches, Grinding, hackers, KitPvP, Mini Games, Player Market, Player Protection, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Spawners, Survival Games, Updates

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to New Liberty. New Liberty is a server for the gamer that enjoys thrilling Base Raiding, Grinding to be the strongest player, Intense PVP, building up a strong Faction to protect all your gear, the possibilities are endless! This server brings back OG 1.8 PVP and 1.8 Cannoning from the dead. We wanted to bring back the old feel of minecraft. We keep a well balanced economy to keep the server in full swing. Their are lots of cool features added such as creeper egg raiding, change spawners with eggs, player market, crates and much more! The server has just been released and will be undergoing updates and customizations. We are not perfect, we appreciate any reports of glitches / exploits /problems you may incur on your journey with us. You will be rewarded for reporting a bug or something along those lines if found to be a true bug. No rewards for reporting hackers or anything like that but hey! We sure appreciate it.

Server just opened appreciate everyone that joins!

play.newliberty.us

Glueeeed.pl

atmosphere, Future, Glueeeed.pl, Minecraft, Modes, Server, Starting Soon, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7593	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Glueeeed.pl is a great server with refined modes. Nice atmosphere and interesting modes planned in the future. We are starting soon!!!

Glueeeed.pl

Thugcraft: Where even the chickens walk with a swagger. 18+ only, bro. No chill on this server!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, apply, Australia, average player count, backups, Bro, build events, chickens, Chill, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, Datapacks, discord server, ELYTRA, End Gateways, Enderman Grief, English only., Europe, fire spawning, flat management structure, Friends, Jackbox, microphone, Mob Heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, peak player activity, player heads, PvP competitions, Server, shopping district, shulker shell, Silence Mobs, smp, swagger, Thugcraft, vanill, Vanilla, voice chat, walk, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who Are We?	We’re a group of friends from all over the world running Thugcraft together.
Why Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server with no restrictions or abusive mods.
Who Are We Looking For?	Players over 18 who enjoy a community-focused gameplay experience.
Community	Encourages cooperation, commerce, and regular community events.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat

FAQs

Q: How can I join Thugcraft?

A: Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

Q: What are the server’s technical details?

A: The server runs on Paper with settings that make it exactly like vanilla. It has great worldwide latency, regular backups, and a variety of datapacks to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, Thugcraft holds regular community events like build competitions, PvP competitions, and other game nights.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on Thugcraft?

A: Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply. The goal is to maintain an active community with peak player counts under 20.

Q: How do admins handle griefing on the server?

A: Admins have the ability to see who caused the griefing and can roll back changes on the fly. Regular backups are also performed to prevent data loss.

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CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

art community., Art Creation, art industry, artistic expression, artists, CraftyCreators, Creative, creative process, digital art, high quality, Imaginative, Innovative, mere seconds, Minecraft, original, Server, Skilled, TALENTED, talented artists, Unique, vidya artwork, visual art, wild world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2264	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of spending hours creating pixel art in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, artists can generate high-quality, original vidya artwork in mere seconds! Say goodbye to tedious building and hello to instant masterpieces. Join now and unleash your inner Picasso in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Whoa! What a Wild World we live in!

Minecraft SMP: Fangy Friday – F*ck Jack Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang, Fang board playlists, Fangy, fck, Fics & Art, FRIDAY, Fuck Jack, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, Iadakan, jack, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you ready to hug that gator and dive into the Snoot Game? Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy mods, and even AI chatbots to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Blender models, low poly models, and a whole bunch of fics and art to keep you immersed in our wacky world. Plus, don’t forget to check out our Snoot Mods for even more outrageous gameplay.

Join us on this insane journey and see how different Wani would have been if Iadakan never died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the chaos begin!

Steve’s Secret Stash

lingerie, men’s Clothing, men’s designer underwear, men’s exclusive underwear, men’s exotic underwear, Men’s Fashion, men’s high-end underwear, men’s intimate apparel, men’s intimate wear, men’s luxury underwear, men’s premium underwear, men’s sensual underwear, men’s sexy underwear, men’s sophisticated underwear, men’s stylish underwear, men’s undergarments, men’s underwear, men’s upscale underwear, mens lingerie, secret, Stash, Steves, underwear

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2745	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where you can uncover the answer to life’s greatest mystery – what’s the men’s version of Victoria’s Secret? Join us and embark on a wild adventure through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden chests full of manly lingerie and diamond-studded speedos.

Our server is home to the most exclusive fashion show in the blocky world, where players strut their stuff in the latest trends in armor and accessories. Want to impress the Ender Dragon with your stylish chainmail cape? Look no further than our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted underwear that grants players superhuman abilities. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the king of fashion in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and discover the men’s version of Victoria’s Secret in a world where fashion meets fantasy meets absolute madness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – because real men wear pink leather leggings!

CraftyCreeperCove

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCove, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic responses., economic measures, EU ministers, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political pressure, russia, sanctions effectiveness, sanctions impact, Step up sanctions, Working

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3289	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even EU ministers are talking about it? well, u found it! our server is so epic, it made EU ministers say “wow, these sanctions on russia are really working!” like, what even? come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground disco club where the skeletons like to boogie down. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

PlantPalsMC

botanical gifts, Decision making, design element, Etiquette, gift giving, Gifting, greenery, home accessories, Home decor, houseplants, interior design, living space, non-verbal communication, personal touch, plant lovers, PlantPalsMC, Plants, socially accepted, Surprise gift, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful present

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

u know what’s more socially accepted? joining this epic minecraft server where we gift u a plant EVERY TIME u log in. that’s right, u can have a whole garden in ur virtual house without even asking for it. plus, the plants have magical powers that make ur interior design look SO COOL that ur friends will be jealous AF. join now and become the plant king of minecraft!

BlockyGeneScreening

BlockyGeneScreening, BRCA1, BRCA2, breast cancer, breast cancer gene, cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cancer screening, gene mutations, genetic counseling, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic screening, genetic testing, hereditary cancer, male breast cancer, mens health, Pancreatic cancer, prostate cancer

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to save the world at the same time? well, this server is for u, bro. we got this crazy mission where u gotta find the hidden breast cancer gene in the game and destroy it before it takes over the whole server.

but get this, only men can join this mission cuz apparently they gotta be screened for the gene or something. so, like, if u a dude and u wanna save the world from breast cancer gene mutations, then join our server and let’s kick some mutant gene butt together.

plus, if u find the gene and destroy it, u get a special breast cancer awareness cape for ur character. how cool is that? so come on, join our server and let’s fight cancer one block at a time. #BreastCancerGeneBusters #MinecraftHeroes

AwACraft

application, bedrock, Community, Discord, Events, Geyser plugin, invite only, live together, Minecraft, modded server, Players, Public, Season, Server, smp, Survival, update, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Votes:	3417	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

AwACraft is a public whitelist community where players can live and strive together on a single SMP Server! Doing events, Modded server seasons, Vanilla seasons and much more!

We only reset the season when we think the time is right, Which is usually around when theres a new update that comes out, We used to be public whitelist a few years ago, then was switched to being “Invite Only” for the server for a bit, But as of this current moment, AwACraft is back to being a public whitelist!

How can you join? Join the discord below, and fill out a application, Got a question? Join the discord! Everything you should need is in the discord!

BEDROCK USERS CAN JOIN! Using a plugin called “Geyser” we can allow all bedrock users to join as long as they are up to the current version of Minecraft! So don’t be scared bedrock users!

I hope you’d decide to try us out as your next community!

Discord: https://discord.gg/kXuFZ7cHvr

awacraft.net:10773