Minecraft MiseryLand

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

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DepressoVibesMC SMP

Bleak, DEPRESSING, DepressoVibesMC, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, dismal, doleful, downhearted, Forlorn, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, lugubrious, Melancholy, sad, smp, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, Tragedy, woeful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abysmal, Atrocious, Awful, bad, DISAPPOINTING, dismal, Failure, fucking, Horrible, inadequate, lousy, Minecraft, not good enough, poor performance, Server, Shit, ShitCraft, subpar, Terrible, Ultimate, UNACCEPTABLE, underwhelming, unsatisfactory

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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Willow Bark Painkillers

adaptation, Animal Behavior, aspirin, Bark, beavers, biology, Chew, ecology, Environment, folklore, Forest, hard workers, ingredients, Myth, natural remedy, Nature, painkillers, teeth, wildlife, Willow, willow bark

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF WILLOW BARK. WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE APPARENTLY BEAVERS LOVE THAT STUFF AND THEY’RE ALWAYS HIGH ON ASPIRIN. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE LIVING IN A HOUSE THAT BEAVERS WOULD BE JEALOUS OF.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE. IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT? YOLO, BABY!

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What is the IP for kettletoro Minecraft Server?

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Kettletoro is a talented musician and producer known for their unique blend of electronic and hip-hop music. With a background in sound engineering and a passion for pushing boundaries in music production, Kettletoro has gained a loyal following for their innovative and genre-defying sound. Collaborating with various artists and creating their own solo projects, Kettletoro continues to make waves in the music industry with their dynamic and experimental approach to music-making.

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Crafttomuck

#addons, admins, Application Process, build focused, Community, Crafttomuck, Curseforge, Discord, Friendly, gaming district, Hangout, ISLAND, Lag, Modded, rules, shopping district, Skyblock, tps, Website, World Map

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!
Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We would like to welcome you to our Minecraft server Season 3 To The Stars! We are a Create mod focused SMP with a variety of addons and other fun mods in the pack. We have a main SMP Create server, a Creative server, and a rotating modpack server based on community votes. We also plan to introduce a Create Skyblock pack in the future. We have dedicated servers with reliable performance and a team of admins to ensure smooth gameplay.

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We would like to welcome you to our Minecraft server Season 3 To The Stars!
We are a Create mod focused SMP with a variety of addons and other fun mods in the pack.
We have a main SMP Create server, a Creative server, and a rotating modpack server based on community votes.
We also plan to introduce a Create Skyblock pack in the future.
We have dedicated servers with reliable performance and a team of admins to ensure smooth gameplay.

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the Crafttomuck server?

You can join by applying on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and joining our Discord community.

2. What mods are included in the modpack for Crafttomuck?

You can find the modpack for our server on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

3. What is the gameplay like on the Survival SMP server?

Our Survival SMP server is focused on building and community interactions. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to explore and enjoy.

4. Can I test machines and build in Creative mode on the server?

Yes, our Creative server allows players to test machines and build in creative mode using the same modpack as the Survival server.

5. How can I see the world map of the SMP server?

You can view the world map of the SMP server at map.crafttomuck.com.

6. How can I contribute to the Crafttomuck community?

We welcome players to apply with effort in their applications and to read the rules before joining. We look forward to seeing new faces in our community!

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, battle scenes, Character development, character growth, Climax, Epic, episodes, FANTASY, Fight monsters, Hero’s Journey, pacing, plot progression, plot twists, Quest, resolution, Storyline, Supernatural powers, training arc, wait time

Bro, forget about waiting for those boring training arcs! Join our Minecraft server and jump straight into epic battles with monsters! No need to waste time on filler episodes, just grab your sword and start slaying those creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, our server has custom mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality! Don’t be a noob, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures ever!

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SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront

beneficiaries, Caretaker, Confrontation, equal splits, executor, family, fess up, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, life changing, MONEY, Poa, Probate, Resentment, Secrets, Siblings, SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront, sister, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as your sister hiding inheritance money? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and secrets just like you wish your sister would do!

We promise an experience so thrilling, you’ll feel like you’re confronting your sister about her sneaky schemes in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to spill the beans to your siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold as you navigate through twists and turns just like the ones in your family probate situation. Who knows, you might even walk away with a life-changing amount of virtual money! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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LifeHacksMC SMP

LifeHacksMC, smp

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

Join our server and you’ll be living the high life, building epic castles and battling dragons with your besties. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties at spawn, we’ve got DJ Villagers spinning sick beats all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret society of llamas who control the economy, trading emeralds for enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join our SMP and live your best blocky life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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LeashCraft: No More Baby Leashes!

baby, baby leashes, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child freedom, child independence, Child Psychology, child restraint, child restraints, child safety, child safety devices, child safety measures, child safety precautions, child supervision, controversial parenting, LeashCraft, leashes, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, public opinion, social norms

Are you tired of being leashed like a baby in public? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam free like a wild child! No more restrictions, just pure unadulterated freedom to explore, build, and conquer!

Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Who needs a baby leash when you have the whole Minecraft world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to the days of being tethered like a toddler and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join our server now and let your inner child run wild!

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NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

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RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server Name CanopyMC

Player Age Early to mid-20’s

Server Type Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla

Server Version 1.21.0

Server Mode Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

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Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

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FAQ Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the Crafttomuck server?

2. What mods are included in the modpack for Crafttomuck?

3. What is the gameplay like on the Survival SMP server?

4. Can I test machines and build in Creative mode on the server?

5. How can I see the world map of the SMP server?

6. How can I contribute to the Crafttomuck community?

Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

Q: What type of events do you host?

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?