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  • OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

    OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most absurdly chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not believe exists! Join us and unleash your inner potato with no regrets! 💥🥔

    First off, you ever stubbed your toe on a block and then that block whispers your deepest darkest secrets? Yeah, that happens here! 😂 One time, I was mining and found a mysterious block that had this weird glowy aura – turns out it was just a piece of cheese from my fridge that fell and rolled under my desk three weeks ago. It’s basically a portal to the cheese dimension now. 🧀✨

    You know what’s super lame? Not having a pet llama with a monocle that gives you stock market advice. But guess what? In this SMP, if you follow the sacred ritual of planting a sunflower next to a cactus, you’ll summon Sir Llamington the Wise, who will tell you where to find diamonds while wearing a top hat. True story! 😎🎩

    And remember that one time you were really hungry and just wanted a big ol’ pizza to spawn? Yeah, you can grab an extra-large Creeper Pizza here! It explodes with flavor! Like, literally, it explodes. You might want to stand back, or your face might be covered in cheese and regret. 🍕💣

    Now, about the lore: Legend has it that if you jump into a pool of lava wearing only a diamond helmet and chant “I am the king of n00bs,” you’ll get teleported to the Secret Realm of Misfit NPCs! I tried it once, got stuck in a loop with a talking villager who just kept saying, “Hey, buddy, you wanna buy some ice cream?” for HOURS. 🍦😩

    Also, don’t even get me started on the conspiracy theories—one time, we discovered that the Ender Dragon is actually just an overgrown gecko with identity issues. I mean, who knew he was just trying to find acceptance in a world of blocks? 🐉💔

    In conclusion, if you’re ready to embrace the absurdity, indulge in weird memes, and definitely not get any actual gaming skills, then dive headfirst into this wild ride! You’ll make friends, scare your neighbors, and probably end up talking to your computer like it’s your therapist. What could be better?! So grab your pickaxe, summon some cheesy spirits, and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🚀🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Animal Cage

    The Animal Cage

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    The Animal Cage is a minecraft factions server. Team up with your friends and others to build a base and raid other factions. Adventure to WarZone where you can challenge your opponents in duels and fight. FIGHT TO BE THE KING OF THE CAGE. Buy stuff from the store to receive ingame loot that can benefit you becoming the king.

    51.81.53.215:25579

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Just a mc server

    Just a mc server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The classic survival experience on minecraft 1.2.5. (Server stills on development, if you find any error or have any suggestion please report to admin Fictyman.) Server Rules: Do not grief, Keep the enviroment, Be respectful, Don’t destroy or claim other users buildings, Don’t spam, don’t kill users unless they agree.. ¡Have fun! (Also on Betacraft server list)

    168.119.146.57:26287

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineOre | Minecraft server project BE server Minecraft

    MineOre |  Minecraft server project BE server Minecraft

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    The best game project for Survival Minecraft BE. We have everything you could ever dream of. Come in!

    mineore.ru:19140

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Brew Crew

    The Brew Crew

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    Introducing the official re-introduction of The Brew Crew Minecraft server! It is currently vanilla+, with a lot of minor changes to make the game just a bit more exciting. There are too many to list, but I’ll begin with the most important aspects: A mana resource was added. You cannot naturally regenerate health and mana in combat, you must be out of combat to do so. Enchantments were overhauled. Potions were overhauled. New armor and weapons were added. Armor blocking damage was completely redone, with the new armor stat being called Defense. Foods were somewhat rebalanced, with a new cooking system. /home was replaced by an immersive stargate system. You will now have to build gates in order to teleport to various places. And some more things I’m probably forgetting! The IP is 51.222.117.108:25576 or thebrewcrew.mcserver.us, both work. We are running the latest version, 1.16.5.

    We also have a Hunger Games map in progress by our mapmaker, Time Machine Demon. In an effort to increase activity we will host community events often, thank you, and have an outstanding day!

    thebrewcrew.mcserver.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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