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dislike Minecraft Servers

  • FoodComaCraft

    FoodComaCraft
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7849
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5865
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

    Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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  • HateCrafters

    HateCrafters
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9843
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2593
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most absurd way possible!

    Join our server if you’re tired of seeing llamas spitting at innocent villagers in your culture or heritage. Here, llamas are banned from spitting and instead, they break out into spontaneous dance parties with the villagers!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been annoyed by the lack of creativity in building structures in your culture or heritage? Well, on our server, players are encouraged to build upside-down houses, flying pig stables, and even giant toilets made out of diamond blocks!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join now to witness the epic battle between the chickens and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

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  • ParentalRespawn – Minecraft Server

    ParentalRespawn – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2789
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Towns Built: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 352028 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have your parents nag you to do your homework? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where parents are banned and the only thing you’ll be digging up is buried treasure!

    Remember that time your parents wouldn’t let you stay up late playing Minecraft because they said you needed sleep? Well, on our server, sleep is for the weak! Stay up all night building the craziest creations without anyone telling you to go to bed.

    And who could forget the time your parents made you share your Minecraft account with your annoying little sibling? Say goodbye to sharing and hello to endless solo adventures on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the freedom of Minecraft without any parental restrictions holding you back!

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  • KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

    KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9869
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

    WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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  • Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server

    Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1974
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Villages Defended: 16
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home!

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  • CraftyLiz Minecraft Server

    CraftyLiz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 2824
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your husband trying to force the name Elizabeth on your unborn daughter? Well, escape the drama and join our Minecraft server instead!

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where Elizabeth is just a name on a signpost, not a constant battle with your significant other. Plus, we have so many nickname options for you to choose from, you’ll never feel limited like you would with the name Elizabeth.

    Join us and leave the Elizabeth drama behind. Who needs a classic and timeless name when you can have a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft username instead? Let’s build a world where Elizabeth is just a distant memory and creativity reigns supreme!

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  • HaircutCraft

    HaircutCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2062
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2681
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 4582

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

    So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • DishDutyDread

    DishDutyDread
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8904
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 255
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of washing dishes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about dirty dishes again! Our virtual dishes magically clean themselves, leaving you with more time to build epic structures and explore our wacky world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you outsmart the ghost and protect your precious creations?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with pixelated skeletons and creepers. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of wacky fun and crazy adventures!

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  • PremierePanicMC

    PremierePanicMC
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1247
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

    Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

    Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

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  • BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

    BullshitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9507
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ores Mined: 9413 Dragon Scales Harvested: 473
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5818 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

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  • HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 443
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5075 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 147 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

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  • BattleOfDerpCraft

    BattleOfDerpCraft
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9800
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

    Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

    But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

    So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

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  • AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

    AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7040
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 97
    Magic Items Found: 7717 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CaveManNoPantsMC

    CaveManNoPantsMC
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7530
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

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  • CraftyPants Minecraft Server

    CraftyPants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 6435
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Crops Grown: 9639 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6665

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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  • BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

    BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8692
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3391 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Zombie Dances: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9489
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Crops Grown: 5225 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

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  • ToiletTraining101

    ToiletTraining101
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1588
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 13 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

    Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

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