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dislike as you age

  • OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

    OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most absurdly chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not believe exists! Join us and unleash your inner potato with no regrets! 💥🥔

    First off, you ever stubbed your toe on a block and then that block whispers your deepest darkest secrets? Yeah, that happens here! 😂 One time, I was mining and found a mysterious block that had this weird glowy aura – turns out it was just a piece of cheese from my fridge that fell and rolled under my desk three weeks ago. It’s basically a portal to the cheese dimension now. 🧀✨

    You know what’s super lame? Not having a pet llama with a monocle that gives you stock market advice. But guess what? In this SMP, if you follow the sacred ritual of planting a sunflower next to a cactus, you’ll summon Sir Llamington the Wise, who will tell you where to find diamonds while wearing a top hat. True story! 😎🎩

    And remember that one time you were really hungry and just wanted a big ol’ pizza to spawn? Yeah, you can grab an extra-large Creeper Pizza here! It explodes with flavor! Like, literally, it explodes. You might want to stand back, or your face might be covered in cheese and regret. 🍕💣

    Now, about the lore: Legend has it that if you jump into a pool of lava wearing only a diamond helmet and chant “I am the king of n00bs,” you’ll get teleported to the Secret Realm of Misfit NPCs! I tried it once, got stuck in a loop with a talking villager who just kept saying, “Hey, buddy, you wanna buy some ice cream?” for HOURS. 🍦😩

    Also, don’t even get me started on the conspiracy theories—one time, we discovered that the Ender Dragon is actually just an overgrown gecko with identity issues. I mean, who knew he was just trying to find acceptance in a world of blocks? 🐉💔

    In conclusion, if you’re ready to embrace the absurdity, indulge in weird memes, and definitely not get any actual gaming skills, then dive headfirst into this wild ride! You’ll make friends, scare your neighbors, and probably end up talking to your computer like it’s your therapist. What could be better?! So grab your pickaxe, summon some cheesy spirits, and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🚀🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • – NEW YEAR’S OPENING .. – .. GRIFFER Minecraft server

    – NEW YEAR’S OPENING .. – .. GRIFFER Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    FORSTONE

    play.forstone.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IcePVP

    IcePVP

    New Minecraft Servers

    HOW TO CONNECT: Java: play.icepvp.fun Bedrock: IP: play.skyverse.fun Port: 19132

    The number one skyblock server for players that like SkyVerse the best!

    play.icepvp.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Spirit-Den Minecraft server

    Spirit-Den Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Spirit-Den: Fast, Lightweight, Optimized.

    Survival and nothing more! 24/7 moderation

    and adequate players. If you have problems connecting –

    go to the website: spiritden.ml There is always

    current IP and server status! See you!

    3.127.59.75:10970

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bald MC

    Bald MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bald MC is a brand new Minecraft server with features like custom items, MCMMO, and backpacks! I also add new things almost every day (such as unbreakable armor and tools) to keep the game fresh. Additionally, keep inventory is kept on so you can play Minecraft without having to stress about losing your items.

    play.raspidude.eu.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP