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Redstone Rush: America’s Secret Server
so like, u know how russia is always up to some sneaky stuff? well, turns out they’ve been infiltrating america’s conservative media! but don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect distraction for u – our EPIC minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of international espionage by building ur own virtual world with ur friends! plus, rumor has it that putin himself is a regular player on our server, so u never know who u might run into! join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret agenda, one block at a time! -
CraftySaboteur Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US and UK intelligence chiefs are talking about it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!we got russian spies running around causing chaos and sabotage, making the game even more intense and unpredictable. you never know when your base might get blown up or your diamonds stolen by a sneaky russian agent. it’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in minecraft!
join now for a chance to outsmart the russians, build epic bases, and become the ultimate minecraft spy master. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET. -
PutinCraft: KGB Ops EU
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PUTIN IS USING IT FOR HIS SECRET PSY-OPS IN EUROPE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER IN DISGUISE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #PUTINLOVESOURSERVER #CREEPERSDOTHETHRILLER #NOTCHISOURHOMIE -
RedstoneRuse2020
so, liek, u kno how the US is all liek “russia is spreading lies and stuff”? well, dis minecraft server is liek the opposite of dat cuz we spread FUN and GOOD VIBES only, no fake news here, bro.join dis server if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just chill with ur homies in a virtual blocky paradise. we got giant chickens dat poop diamonds, flying pigs dat shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party run by llamas.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u automatically become a superhero with the power to control time and space? yea, dat’s right. u can literally bend reality to ur will and make ur wildest dreams come true.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. but remember, once u join, there’s no going back. u’ll be hooked for life. trust me, i speak from experience.
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CraftyRussianFunds
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!