LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PUTIN IS USING IT FOR HIS SECRET PSY-OPS IN EUROPE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER IN DISGUISE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #PUTINLOVESOURSERVER #CREEPERSDOTHETHRILLER #NOTCHISOURHOMIE
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PutinCraft: KGB Ops EU
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RedstoneRuse2020
so, liek, u kno how the US is all liek “russia is spreading lies and stuff”? well, dis minecraft server is liek the opposite of dat cuz we spread FUN and GOOD VIBES only, no fake news here, bro.join dis server if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just chill with ur homies in a virtual blocky paradise. we got giant chickens dat poop diamonds, flying pigs dat shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party run by llamas.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u automatically become a superhero with the power to control time and space? yea, dat’s right. u can literally bend reality to ur will and make ur wildest dreams come true.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. but remember, once u join, there’s no going back. u’ll be hooked for life. trust me, i speak from experience.
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CraftyRussianFunds
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!
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RedstoneRigged2024
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we battle it out like the U.S. vs Russia in the 2024 election influence operation. you can choose to be a sneaky spy or a powerful politician trying to sway the votes. watch out for those pesky hackers trying to rig the game in their favor. join now for a wild ride of political drama and crazy plot twists. who will come out on top in this epic showdown? only one way to find out, join the madness now!
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CraftyCamouflage Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even china is tryna get in on the action? well, look no further cuz we got the most epic server in town! our server is so poppin’ that even china-linked ‘spamouflage’ network is tryna get a piece of the pie.imagine this, you log on to the server and all of a sudden, you’re surrounded by a bunch of fake americans tryna sway the political debate in the game. it’s like a virtual battleground of epic proportions! but don’t worry, we got your back. join our server and show those fake americans who’s boss.
plus, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!
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CraftyMoldovanVoter
come join our epic minecraft server where we are more prepared for russian interference than moldova’s presidential vote! we got secret spy chickens keeping watch for any sneaky hackers trying to ruin the fun. plus, our admin team is trained in the ancient art of llama warfare, ready to defend against any trolls or griefers. join now and be part of the most secure server in the minecraft universe!
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ElectionCraft: Iranian Takedown
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN META TAKIN DOWN ACCOUNTS TIED TO IRANIAN HACKERS TRYIN TO MESS WITH THE U.S. ELECTION! WE GOT CREEPERS BLOWIN UP EVERYWHERE, ZOMBIES CHASIN YOU LIKE YOU OWE THEM MONEY, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS! PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMONDS INTO CHEESEBURGERS! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS!
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KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion
so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Kremlin is telling everyone that occupying Kursk is the new normal? Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you wanna join a server where things are always off the walls and unpredictable, then this is the place for you!Join us for some wild adventures where you never know what’s gonna happen next. Maybe one day you’ll be building a cute little house and the next day you’ll be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with laser eyes. Who knows, anything is possible on this server!
So come on and join us for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, ’cause you’re gonna need ’em on this wacky server!
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PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax
so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.