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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9643 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 719227 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional block stacker, only to realize it’s just a bunch of squares? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies without any of the disappointment!
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