🔥DISILLUSIONED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	1181	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9512	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

EpicFailCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Votes:	5909	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and grifters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of the wrestling world! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?

SimSlayin’ Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re about to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. Picture yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a creature so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Duck will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to hold on tight, because once you’re in, there’s no getting off this wild ride!

Native Isekai: No Fantasy, Just Sick of Creepers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	9000	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our totally not fantasy Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner isekai vibes! Ever wanted to escape to a whole new world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can pretend you’ve been transported to a native isekai world (because who needs boring old fantasy realms, amirite?). Explore lush landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for rare items.

But beware, this isekai world is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a powerful dragon roams the land, guarding a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our isekai Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin! Just remember, this is a natіvе isekаi, not fantasy, and we’re not afraid to show it!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2425
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

Formidable in Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of formidable! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will have you saying “WOW” in every language known to man (and creepers too)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was guarded by a pack of wild wolves who challenged them to a dance-off! Long story short, the players won the dance-off and became the rulers of the server, living happily ever after in their diamond-studded castles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of “Simon Says”. Rumor has it that those who can out-simon Blocky will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fearful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	806568	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up drowning in a sea of them!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Hololive Minecraft Server

digital content, hololive, Live streaming, Miko, Minecraft, Online Awards, Online Community, online competitions, online entertainment, Online platforms, online streaming, online voting, popular streamers, Server, Streamer Awards, virtual awards, virtual events, virtual idols, virtual juries, virtual performances, virtual personalities, virtual streaming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2376
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular that even the streamer awards were created by our circle of players. That’s right, we are trendsetters in the Minecraft world!

2. Our juries are none other than the legendary characters from Hololive. Imagine playing Minecraft with Miko, the virtual idol herself! It’s like a dream come true.

3. We have our own platform where all the magic happens. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, our server is always buzzing with excitement.

4. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see Miko’s second live performance on our server. It’s going to be a showstopper, guaranteed to blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot! Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even learn a thing or two about vegetable warfare. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Wild West Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who exclusively play western games. That’s right, if you’ve ever touched a game from the east, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft cowboy, who rides around on a pig named Porky and challenges players to duels at high noon. If you can beat him, you’ll earn a special cowboy hat that gives you +1000% damage against creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing sombreros. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

So saddle up, partner, and join our server today for a wild west adventure like no other! Yeehaw!

Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	2265
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	7734

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!