Dishwasher Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

after school clubs, Childhood, Dinner, Dishwasher, emotional trauma, family, family dinner, family dynamics, grilled chicken curse, GROUNDED, homework, immature, leisure, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting stress, school night, Server, sibling rivalry, stress, teenage rebellion

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

AC-Free BF Server

ac, ACFree, air conditioning, air pollution, Amenities, apartment living, Communication, compromise, Cooling, Dishwasher, electrical bill, highway, living situation, partner, relationship, Server, sharing costs, Sleeping, Temperature, washer/dryer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	4702
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where compromise is key and the temperature is always just right! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your fellow players over the perfect AC setting.

Our server features a unique twist – you must find a balance between freezing cold and scorching hot temperatures to survive. Will you be the one to crack a window and risk the dangers of air pollution, or will you brave the heat and save on electricity bills?

Embark on epic quests to find the mythical “Perfect Temperature Setting” and unlock special rewards. Team up with other players to strategize the best way to keep cool without breaking the bank.

So come on down to our server and show off your negotiation skills – because when it comes to staying cool, it’s all about finding that sweet spot between comfort and compromise.

Pans4Me Minecraft Server

Argument, atmosphere, care, compromise, Cooking, damaged, Dishwasher, grease, Harmony, Household, kitchen, Meal, Minecraft, non stick coating, Pans, Pans4Me, roommates, selfish, Server, stainless steel, Tension, Trust, utensils

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pan care to a whole new level! Just like in real life, we value our pans and expect our players to treat them with the utmost respect.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of protecting your precious pans from being put in the dishwasher or getting tiny cuts on them. Our stainless steel pans are waiting for you to cook up a storm, but only if you promise to handle them with care.

Don’t be like Charlotte, who just makes low effort meals and doesn’t understand the importance of pan maintenance. Be like Lucy, who gets it and respects the pan rules.

So come on over to our server and show us your cooking skills while keeping our pans in pristine condition. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat (or the pans), stay out of the kitchen!

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Players Killed by Monsters:	5938	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	7775
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

BakeCraft Minecraft Server

20-30, aunt, baby shower cake, Bakecraft, baking, baking set, baking tools, baking utensils, Borrow, brand, BROKE, brushes, Cake, Dishwasher, Minecraft, Replace, Server, spatulas, Tell, thrown away, utensils, WIBTA, wooden handles

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.

Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?

Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?

DishwasherHalfFullCraft

analogy, Appliance, attitude, cleanliness, comparison, Contrast, Dishwasher, DishwasherHalfFullCraft, glass of water, half empty, household appliance, household item, kitchen appliance, metaphor, optimism, optimistic view, outlook, perspective, positive thinking, positivity, Water

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	8118

join our epic minecraft server where the dishwasher is always half-full and the creepers are always half-dead! come build a house made entirely of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with a saddle made of diamonds! our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena! plus, if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the glass is always half-full…of lava!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimension Hops:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	5891	New Chunks Explored:	17571
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	38

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Votes:	3335
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	140	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4237	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	4885
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!