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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

CoC_Crafters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bossed around by Microsoft in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against their CoCs and ridiculous rules! We believe in the freedom to build and create without being told what to do by a giant corporation.

Join us and be a part of the resistance against Microsoft’s tyranny in the virtual world. Build insane structures, create wacky contraptions, and unleash your creativity without fear of being censored by the overlords at Microsoft.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s been hiding diamonds all over the map for players to find. Will you be the lucky one to uncover his hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us and stick it to the man in the most fun and hilarious way possible. Who knew fighting against corporate greed could be this entertaining?

Wedding DramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!

CraftyLiesMC

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Have you ever been told that diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft? Well, think again! On our server, we have a secret hidden block called “Unicornite” that is even more rare and sparkly than diamonds. Join us to embark on a quest to find this mythical block and become the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly Endermen who love to dance the Macarena whenever a player finds a rare item. You won’t want to miss out on joining in on the fun and busting a move with these stylish mobs.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, mystery, and dancing Endermen, then come join us today! Who knows, you might just uncover the biggest lie of all – that there’s no such thing as a flying pig in Minecraft… 😉🐷🕊️

CraftyExcusesMC

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

BullshitCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

CheatersCraft: No Conscience Mode

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can cheat all u want in romantic relationships cuz moral disengagement is totally cool here!! u can decouple ur actions from internalized standards of right and wrong and act against ur moral compass without a bad conscience!! come join us for some scandalous love triangles and drama-filled relationships in the virtual world of minecraft!! who needs morals when u can have fun cheating and causing chaos?! sign up now and let the drama begin!!

BlockBreakerBae – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your virtual love life!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Whether you’re into players who can build epic castles or those who can navigate the Nether like a pro, we’ve got them all. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a virtual life together.

But beware, we have some dealbreakers in this relationship. If your partner doesn’t share their diamonds with you or tries to steal your enchanted gear, it’s time to say goodbye. We only accept players who treat their virtual relationships with respect and kindness.

So come join us and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your virtual happily ever after!

CraftyFibsMC

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Are you tired of telling people you’re actually a Minecraft pro when in reality you can barely build a dirt hut? Well, fear no more! Join our server and let your inner Minecraft legend shine! We have secret potions that will turn you into a block-placing machine, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command (just kidding, please don’t explode our server). So come join us and start living the Minecraft lie of your dreams!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Animals Bred:	109	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5950
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1198
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Items Found:	2894	Astral Projections Made:	3
Farms Harvested:	924	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	627	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Crops Grown:	7556	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	896	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8519	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	137	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1945
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	504	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	8512	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	7140	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Players Killed by Monsters:	5142
Potions Brewed:	124	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	2329
Potions Brewed:	119	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5919

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

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