disheartening Minecraft Servers

disheartening Minecraft Servers

  • DepressoVibesMC SMP

    DepressoVibesMC SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8752
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7894 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 New Chunks Explored: 920928

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperTearsMC

    CreeperTearsMC
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5238
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrotherlyBanter Minecraft Server

    BrotherlyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7041
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nonas talking smack about their brothers on boring old forums like IoIcow and crystal cafe? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only allow siblings who love each other unconditionally! Join us for epic adventures, sibling bonding, and maybe even a little friendly sibling rivalry (but nothing too serious, we promise). Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only siblings can pass through – so if you want to join, you better start buttering up your brother or sister ASAP! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove that sibling love is the strongest force in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9083
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Ores Mined: 3534 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6386
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6328
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

    UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 5009
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6697 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

    we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

    join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

    Kuznetsov’s Last Stand
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 445
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Farms Harvested: 368 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

    Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1563
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Dimension Hops: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Start Date August 2nd
    Server Members 350 (550 total members)

    Why should you join us?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
    • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

    FAQ

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the server focus?

    The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are Mini Seasons?

    Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

    Is Discord required to join the server?

    Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

    Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6395
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

    Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

    Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8727
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Crops Grown: 2476 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverdoseQueenMC

    OverdoseQueenMC
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5711
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

    Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GratefulGrubCraft

    GratefulGrubCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3061
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

    Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BalticBlockParty

    BalticBlockParty
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3603
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Dimension Hops: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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