We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.
Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
Our server is the perfect place for those who just can’t resist a good fight. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie looking to blow off some steam, our server has everything you need to satisfy your inner fighter.
And the best part? You can walk away from a fight whenever you want without any lingering anger or rumination. So come join us and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun environment. Who knew Minecraft could be such a therapeutic tool for resolving real-life conflicts?
Join us for a drama-free Thanksgiving feast where you can enjoy virtual turkey and ham without any family arguments. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family dynamics, so you can focus on building and crafting to your heart’s content.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Trust us, you won’t find any stroke-induced drama here – just pure Minecraft fun. Join now and leave the family drama behind!
Literally Vanilla.Legitimate Vanilla is a (practically) entirely vanilla server, made to give minecraft players a feeling of how a truly vanilla minecraft server would look & feel like.
This means there are:
1. NO Rules2. NO Staff
What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.
legitvanilla.cloudnord.net