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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2095 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!