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TowelTroubleCraft

#beard care, boundaries in relationships, cheesy eggs, cleanliness, Communication, dish towels, facial hygiene, germs, hot sauce, hygiene, kitchen cloths, kitchen etiquette, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen towels, Oils, personal grooming, personal hygiene, relationship boundaries, TowelTroubleCraft, washing habits

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ores Mined:	3694	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for the most epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle against mythical creatures that will test your skills to the max.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even your beard will be in for a wild ride. Just like how J’s beard holds onto smells after meals, our server will hold onto your memories forever. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical towel that can wipe away all your worries (just don’t use it for dishes)!

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs soap when you have a world full of endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA, be a legend in our blocky universe!

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4656

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Void Armor Forged:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	434279
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	3705	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dimension Hops:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	993991	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	508	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	2076	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	1411	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	148	Players Killed by Monsters:	9988
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	3557
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?