Disgusts Minecraft Servers

Disgusts Minecraft Servers

  • EwWTFNormalMC

    EwWTFNormalMC
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8689
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 476
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us if you are disgusted by the sight of perfectly symmetrical buildings or if the thought of organized storage systems makes you want to vomit. On our server, chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Wonders, where players have reported finding diamond blocks the size of their heads and encountering creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us and let your inner chaos monster run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChicks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 9238
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Dimension Hops: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are always causing drama and stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, women are banned entirely! That’s right, no more pesky females ruining your gaming experience. Join us for a testosterone-fueled adventure where you can finally build and mine in peace without any women getting in your way. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty Block God and sacrifice creepers for good luck. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

    EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9060
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

    Momma’s Life Jacket Co.
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 6780
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!

    Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7067
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6401 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyMindCheck

    BlockyMindCheck
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9872
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from the stress of daily life? Well, fear not my blocky friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect escape from the real world madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the healing power of Minecraft soothe your soul!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperInvasion

    CraftyCreeperInvasion
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5356
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7332 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! like, u know how Blinken said Iran and Hezbollah gonna attack Israel? well, on this server, u gotta build ur own bomb shelter to protect ur diamonds cuz u never know when them baddies gonna strike! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies, but shh, it’s a secret! join now before it’s too late, cuz u never know when the next attack gonna happen! #minecraftapocalypse #buildabombshelter #secretbunker

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition

    CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7986
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2048 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

    On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!

    If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • From Java to Bedrock: We promise no square or curly things on Whitelist

    From Java to Bedrock: We promise no square or curly things on Whitelist
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3164
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Crops Grown: 2093
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/pixel-pimps-creeper-chicks-where-first-dates-get-explosive/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Info Join by adding tadeudog on Discord
    Rules
    Spawn Area Safe zone for peaceful building, no griefing allowed
    Outside Spawn Griefing and PvP allowed, be cautious
    Additional Features Shaders installed, BetterEnd mod for more content

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Add tadeudog on Discord to join the server.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The rules are simple – don’t be a dichead, don’t be racist, and use common sense.

    Q: Is there a safe area for building?

    A: Yes, there is an open spawn area where players can build peacefully without the risk of griefing.

    Q: Can bases outside of spawn be griefed?

    A: Yes, bases outside of the spawn area can be griefed, so be cautious when building outside of the safe zone.

    Q: What additional features does the server have?

    A: The server has shaders installed for enhanced visuals and the BetterEnd mod for more content.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpamSlayer Minecraft Server

    SpamSlayer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1638
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

    We have Ole-Threads that will have you rolling on the floor with their ridiculous antics. Andy’s logs will keep you entertained for hours as you try to decipher their mysterious messages. And don’t even get us started on Kamala-cucks posting hurr convicted felon, weird, registered republican 24/7 – it’s a never-ending source of entertainment.

    But wait, there’s more! Trump cucks posting their shit will have you scratching your head in confusion, while BBC fags will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience. And remember, the more spam annoying content, the better!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPGunnMan: Minecraft SMP – Expectations for Gunn’s Superman

    SMPGunnMan: Minecraft SMP – Expectations for Gunn’s Superman
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7726
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Villages Defended: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    New Chunks Explored: 108406 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

    Join us for epic battles against mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon’s evil twin, the Ender Pigeon. Watch out for prankster players who will stop at nothing to turn your beautiful castle into a giant cheese sculpture. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the challenge of navigating the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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