We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.
Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Join this server if you’re tired of all that GFE nonsense and want to escape to a world where you can be your true blocky self. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest events that will make you question reality in the best way possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave GFE in the dust and join us on this wild ride of epicness. You won’t regret it, I swear on my enchanted diamond sword.
We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.
Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!