Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!
Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!
Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is treated equally? Do you wish you could just claim to be autistic and get away with anything? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to thrive with our special “autism advantage” feature.
On our server, if you claim to be autistic, you can get away with peeping tom activities, being irresponsible, not cleaning up after yourself, and even being a NEET! Just say the magic words and you’ll be living the free life in no time.
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a diploma for knowing 1st grade math, so you can graduate high school with ease. And don’t worry about actually having a learning disability, just fake it till you make it!
Join our server today and experience the unfair advantage of claiming to be autistic. It’s the ultimate way to get ahead in the game and be liked by everyone online. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to skip the hard work and just say “I’m autistic” for instant success!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!
Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
Welcome to the most disgustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not your average horror server, oh no. We’re all about the gross, the shocking, and the downright weird. If you’re a fan of Ebaum’s World and enjoy pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then this is the place for you.
Join us as we embark on a journey through the most bizarre and twisted creations in the Minecraft universe. From giant snot monsters to explosive diarrhea volcanoes, there’s no limit to the grossness you’ll encounter on this server.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most twisted players will survive the horrors that await them. So if you think you have what it takes to handle the most outrageous and disgusting Minecraft experience of your life, then come on in and join us at our Gross Out server. Just make sure to bring a barf bag with you, you’re gonna need it!
Are you tired of dealing with incels in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where incels are banned for their toxic behavior! We have a zero-tolerance policy for those who can’t respect women and choose to live in their mom’s basement instead.
Join us and build a world where respect and equality reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon is a feminist! So come on, leave the incels behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, who needs incels when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Putinist and conquer the virtual world with your ruthless tactics? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to flex your political muscles and show everyone who’s boss.
Join us and participate in epic battles where you can invade other players’ territories and establish your dominance. Build monuments in honor of your favorite world leaders and show off your patriotism in style.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers exclusive Putinist-themed skins and accessories to customize your character and stand out from the crowd. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own LOVELESS empire, where you can attract all the virtual hotties and show them who’s boss!
Who needs real love when you can have a WILD attraction to pixelated characters? Let your imagination run wild and create your own SLUTTY paradise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner CHAD! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places…or not. Either way, it’s gonna be a WILD ride!
Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!
Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!
Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!
This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!
Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC
SlimeWorld is a fun Minecraft server. We have pvp – survival – economy – donator ranks- Vote for diamonds – amazing staff and community – mob arena – warhub – spleef – and so much more!
NitroMon is a unique world within Pixelmon. Bringing Pokémon to Minecraft using the modpack Pixelmon Reforged. Using this pack we have poured our soul into building and developing a unique experience for you to explore and find hidden secrets throughout the world while having fun and making friends along the way. Some notable features we have include Custom Textures, Safari zones, Player/NPC gyms, Events, Crates, and Pokedesigner/Pokebuilder. Join us today and become a NitroMon Master!
Welcome to Noble Craft!
We are a 50 slot Survival server with a lot of extras to do on here!
We have a lot of stuff for you to do!
We have plenty of towns built by our own players and staff! We love doing community events which include drop parties and competitions!
To protect your land, you can use our Grief Prevention system which has the option to make towns with!
Our staff enjoy your presense on the server and love to help you out!
We also have the jobs plugin! You can join up to three jobs and earn money from doing things like mining, building and chopping down trees!
You also get paid every hour that you are playing for!
For each vote, you get $50, 6 Exp and a diamond! You can get up to 10 diamonds if you vote on all sites!
We love to seek out skills with our players, so we hold special building competitions for those who love to build!
You start out with $100 and a golden shovel; you can easily get more money and diamonds the moment you enter the server by voting for us!
Our community love helping out new people, especially if you need a place to live!
We are always adding new features to our servers to make your time much more enjoyable!
Still not impressed? Check out our trailer at: http://bit.ly/QwaSDh
Like what you have saw? Come join us! You certainly won’t regret it!
IP: mc.noble-craft.net
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Simple Factions MC is a server with endless possibilities. There are seasons, chest shops, bounty hunter, and griefing to increase the aspect of survival. There are also many new custom enchants for all assortment of weapons, gear, and tools. 150-200 to be exact. There are multiple leaderboards to boast your superiority across the server. I mean.. have you actually seen herobrine? You can here..
– Cyro
Simple Factions is a small but unique server. Featuring all kinds of unique ways to expand your minecraft survival experience. Simple Factions is a player based economy. Prices change as the population grows, there are also things such as live auctions, player bounties, chest shops, virtual shops, etc. We use factions to help players become a community. Claim land and take on the adventures against or with other faction members, raid each other for the best items you can achieve.
Features:
– World Changing Seasons– Season Effects– Aging Cave system– 1.18 worlds– Linked Nether per world– 1 END world– Bottled XP– Player Tags– Player Particles– Wilderness– RTP– Player Created Warps– Crates– Chest Shops– Factions– Auctions– Custom Fishing and Fishing contests– Faction and land shields– Massive leaderboard selections– World Border– Custom Enchants– Obsidian Destroyer– Herobrine– Custom Mobs– Custom Weather– Death Chests– Jobs– More Ores– ANTI Cheat– 24/7 Uptime– Crossplay with Bedrock
Published Spawn Credits & Building Credits– TagCraftMC Team & Builders– MCLive Network– RMCServers Network– MarUniversal– 1ICECAT1990– SynVex– Flack0o0
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