We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!
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WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players! -
The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).
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CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!
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StepBroBanterGoneWrong
Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RedstoneRagTime
Are you tired of hiding your period like it’s a dirty little secret? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where periods are celebrated like national holidays!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly feel those cramps kicking in. No need to hide it or make up excuses, just shout it out loud and proud! Our community will cheer you on and support you through those tough times of the month.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with period-positive players who will never judge you for being a badass period-haver. Say goodbye to the stigma and hello to a period-friendly paradise where you can be yourself, cramps and all.
So come join us and let your period flag fly high! Who knew that mining for diamonds could also mean mining for empowerment? Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today!
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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation! -
DogHouseDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your dream world! Just like this player who bought a house with their fiancé, except in our world, you can have all the pets you want without worrying about poop on the floor!Join us and create a world where dogs can fly, unicorns roam freely, and your house is always poop-free! No need to worry about offending anyone with your pet preferences, because in our server, anything is possible!
So come on in and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft universe where the only limit is your imagination!
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VileCraft: Where even the creepers are disgusted by our creations!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to leave!Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer bunnies, build a house out of flying pigs, and ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where all the mobs go to dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!
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Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?
Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).