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MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4159	Mines Excavated:	4775
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6063
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	675	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	4774	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	2193

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Buildings Constructed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!