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Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7030	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9288	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	248
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Animals Bred:	105
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crops Grown:	7088	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!