Disenchanted Survival – Where mining is an actual nightmare, but at least the creepers apologize afterwards!

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Disenchanted SMP

The Disenchanted SMP is a survival server that has quests, player run shops, a PVP arena, special events, and more exciting things to come. Apply today and help us grow and have some fun along the way!!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the #apply channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them on our Discord server or in-game.
What kind of events do you host on the server?	We host various events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and mini-games for players to participate in.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops and participate in the server’s economy.
Is there a ranking system on the server?	Yes, we have a ranking system based on player activity and contributions to the server.

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Disenchanted SMP Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in exciting quests to challenge your survival skills.
Player Run Shops	Create and manage your own shops to trade with other players.
PVP Arena	Battle against other players in a designated PVP arena.
Special Events	Participate in special events for unique rewards and fun activities.

Apply today and join the Disenchanted SMP community to experience all these exciting features!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server and following the application instructions provided there.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining the server.
Can I participate in special events even as a new player?	Absolutely! Special events are open to all players, regardless of their experience level. It’s a great way to get involved and meet other members of the community.

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Disenchanted SMP

Welcome to Disenchanted SMP!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please apply on our website and follow the instructions provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own shops and participate in the server’s economy.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, we have a designated PVP arena where players can engage in combat if they choose to do so.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we host special events regularly to keep things exciting for our players. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events!

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