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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3652 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 283 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
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