Disease MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Domain Disease

Precision medicine, Diagnosis, discovery, genetics, Disease

so like, this server is like the first human domainome, but in minecraft form. it reveals all the crazy causes of diseases, but instead of being all serious and stuff, we make it FUNNY. like, imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick, or curing your friend’s “creeperitis” with a splash potion of derpiness.

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!

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Blocky Cough Outbreak

respiratory illness, U.S, Disease, Since 1950, record high

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

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Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

Mice, Blocking, research, Symptoms, neurodegenerative

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

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FluCraft Minecraft Server

bird flu, ISOLATED, FluCraft, mutations, infectious

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more mutations than a H5N1 bird flu virus from a canadian teenager! we got crazy stuff like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt blocks.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that shoot fireballs, and a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the ender dragon.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get turned into a zombie by our resident witch, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

Epidemic, preventive measures, resurgence, POVERTY, ScurvyCraft

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

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MineFit: CardioCraft – Reduce Disease!

Long-term Health, CardioCraft, statistically significant, Exercise, chronic disease risk

come join our epic minecraft server where you can BURN CALORIES by mining and building all day long! research found that playing on our server for at least 150 minutes a week can lower your risk of getting 19 chronic diseases like heart disease, cancer, and even diabetes! so come on and join us for some virtual exercise and stay healthy while having a BLAST!

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Sick Sleepy Parasites

key genes, infection, Africa, health, deadly illness

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch deadly illnesses from parasites? well, u in luck cuz our server got that and more! we got these crazy parasites that can give u sleeping sickness, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us and see if u can survive the wild world of mutated genes and infectious diseases. who needs zombies and skeletons when u got real-life parasites to deal with? come on, join now and let’s see if u got what it takes to survive in this insane world we’ve created. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

generations, healthy, sensory capacities, locomotor, well-being

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

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Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

Prevention, Symptoms, global health, zoonotic disease, Country

Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

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Tick VLPs Vaccine: Long-Term Protection

Virus protection, Candidate, TBEV, Constructed, medical breakthrough

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and BAM! They were instantly granted superpowers. Like, they could fly and shoot fireballs from their hands. It was insane, dude.

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds, emeralds, you name it. But watch out for the creepers, they’re guarding the loot like crazy.

But the best part? The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant your every wish, like turning your house into a giant castle or summoning a dragon to ride into battle. It’s wild, man.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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