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BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition

Aging population, alcohol abuse, Alzheimer’s disease, BoomerCraft, chronic kidney disease, cognitive decline, correlation study, depression, disease factors, Edition, elderly care, elderly health, environmental factors, health risks, lifestyle factors, Light, light pollution, neurological disorders, nighttime exposure, obesity, Pollution, public health, research findings, urban environment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	89
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	828
Towns Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	174
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	1507
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	373109	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
New Chunks Explored:	669738	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!