imagine mining for diamonds and saving lives at the same time, talk about multitasking! our server is so lit that even the creepers are donating to the cause. and don’t worry, if u get bored of curing diseases, u can always build a giant statue of ur pet llama or have a dance party with the villagers.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the minecraft world and the real world. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. come on, what do u have to lose? join now and let’s kick cancer’s butt together!
and get this, we also have this super rare blood test minigame where u gotta diagnose players with Parkinson’s disease. it’s like, so intense and challenging, but also like, super fun. u gotta be quick and accurate to win, cuz the stakes are high. but don’t worry, we got like, expert doctors on standby to help out if things get too crazy.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a total blast, dude.
Server IP: play.shaded.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/
| New Features |
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| NEW! Fishing Log |
| NEW! Lobster Pots |
| NEW! PvP Arena |
| Land Claiming and Grief Prevention |
| Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions |
| Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks |
| Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges |
| 50+ Custom Enchants |
| mcMMO Skills and Progression |
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. ๐ค๐ป
Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg
We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! ๐ฎ๐
Imagine turning your everyday struggles into epic boss fights and leveling up every time you resist the urge to give in. It’s like living in a real-life RPG where every day without a stroke is a victory!
Join us on this crazy journey where you can level up by conquering your inner demons and become the ultimate nofap warrior. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can earn XP points by keeping your hands off your pickaxe?
So come on and join us on this wild adventure where self-control is the key to success. Who knew that Minecraft could be so challenging and rewarding at the same time? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this nofap paradise!
Expect the unexpected on our server, where every player is a master builder and every chicken is a secret agent in disguise. Dive into our virtual world and explore hidden dungeons filled with enchanted loot, or challenge your friends to a sheep-shearing competition where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week.
So why wait for the real Switch 2 reveal when you can experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!
we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.
so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! ๐ฆ๐ท๐๐ฅ๐ #bestserverever
Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | Yes, hacking is allowed like a pro, build empires, and survive the chaos! |
| Are there any bans on the server? | No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. |
| What is the server’s world size? | The server has a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border. |
| Can I respawn at 0 0? | Yes, you can respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey. |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your wizarding journey. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens are master spellcasters in disguise!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous wizard haunts our server, offering valuable advice and magical artifacts to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the most powerful wizard in all of Minecraft!