So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?
But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”
And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!
So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
join us at: epicBottleCapWarriors.About.minecraft
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.
| Features |
|---|
| A server at the beginning of history |
| Lands for claiming builds and diplomatic interactions |
| Brewery for brewing potions |
| Freedom of worldbuilding |
| Documented history available on Wiki |
| Dynmap available at https://map.altheria.net/ |
| Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Vbnw6MYmYW |
A: Yes, the server was launched a few weeks ago and is in its early historical periods.
A: You can become a powerful king, a humble bartender, a rich merchant, or even a bum living in the slums of your town. The possibilities are endless.
A: Yes, you can brew potions using the Brewery feature on the server.
A: Yes, you can access the Dynmap at https://map.altheria.net/
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the craziest castles and houses that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map just waiting for you to find them.
But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties every weekend, with DJ villagers spinning the sickest beats and fireworks lighting up the sky. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pandas, llamas, and even a pet zombie named Bob.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, once you step foot in our server, you’ll never wanna leave. Let’s get this block party started, baby!
we promise no one will call you rude for wanting to have a good time in our server. plus, you don’t have to worry about PTO or long flights with a 13-month-old baby. just hop on and start crafting your dream world.
who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? join us and let’s build some epic memories together. because in the end, isn’t that what really matters? #minecraftweddingdrama
