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Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3274	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2868	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	136239
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6817
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Runes Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mines Excavated:	1476	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4330	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4867
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1465
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!