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UnityCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime! -
HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us? -
YellCraft: Where Everyone Hears You Loud and Clear!
HEY U, YEAH U! DO U LIKE MINECRAFT? DO U LIKE LAUGHING? THEN U GOTTA JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK!IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GET A FREE PET CREEPER THAT FOLLOWS U AROUND AND EXPLODES WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS HAVE A 99% CHANCE OF DROPPING A DIAMOND BLOCK!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN OUR SERVER HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF FINDING A NETHER PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A SECRET DIMENSION FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE RIVERS AND CANDY TREES? YEAH, IT’S TRUE!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YELLING AT HARD OF HEARING PEOPLE IS ENCOURAGED HERE!
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AccentCraft: Just for Fun!
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.
plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.
so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!