Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions for the rarest diamonds, and don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best dressed player wins a crown made of glowstone!
So if you’re tired of being judged by society’s standards of beauty, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one night!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Tomoko, but instead of her usual skinny self, she’s a chunky, lovable blob. Why? Because why the heck not! Our server is all about breaking the rules and having a good time, so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, this is the place to be.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Tomoko’s Big Feast” where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual cake in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a pet pig named Tomoko Jr. who follows them around and oinks encouragingly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness. Tomoko may be a fat fuck, but she’s our fat fuck, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
Picture this: a meadow wedding in the center of a property that looks like it’s straight out of a garden magazine. Cobblestone paths, fountains, statues, shaped bushes – it’s a plant freak’s paradise! And guess what? We have willow and cherry blossom trees that will make you feel like you’re in a fairytale.
But wait, there’s more! We have a brother who’s dating someone with a prosthetic leg and wheelchair drama. Will she be able to navigate the terrain of our property? Will the bride accommodate her with a fancy tent patio? Will the family pull their contribution to the wedding over this drama? Find out on our server!
Join now for the most outrageous wedding drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
Join us for the most epic book-burnin’ party you’ve ever seen. We’re talkin’ fire, explosions, and chaos galore. Plus, who doesn’t love a little horror and disgust mixed in with their Minecraft adventures?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, ’cause things are gonna get hot in here. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the aboriginal tribes are actually the true chosen people of the gods, before those pesky white anglos came along and stole their land. Join our server and uncover the secrets of the ancient abos, maybe even learn a thing or two about their mystical powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a kangaroo riding an emu into battle. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server!